So just went out to eat with my gf and I realized why i'm dating her.
Here is what happened:
We were driving and I said, Hey look at that homeless guy riding the bike, he has no legs! Thats fucking weird as hell.
She slapped me in the back of the head. I was like what the fuck was that for.
She goes think about what you just said fucking dipshit.
I felt like an idiot......and I love her