Quote (3PointCrown @ 25 Jan 2010 12:37)
lured
but this is pretty funny
Quote ( Jebsus @ Tue @ Aug 7 2007, 12:56am)
Ok so today I had to get a sports physical since I'm a star football basketball and baseball player and my school is making me get a physical because they don't want their finest athlete getting hurt. So, of my friends tells me that my doctor (who happens to be a good looking woman) will be playing with my nut sack. So, I was thinking all of the day before I went, "NO BONERS NO BONERS NO BONERS NO BONER NO BONERS NO BONERS NO BONERS NO BONERS NO BONERS NO BONERS" so, I drive my honda to the clinic where I go in and fill out some paperwork proving how much of a beast I am. So I go in there, she does the tests then the doctor says in a seductive tone, "time to check out the goodies." So, I take out my manhood and she begins playing with the giant testes. I then produce one of the biggest boners I have ever had in my life. She seemed to smile and she went to reach down with her mouth and I thought she was going to blow me but then she said how old are you and I said 17 and she said sorry maybe next year Imm fucking mad I would feel like the man saying I fucked my doctor.
Quote ( Monoxide420 @ Wed @ Jul 25 2007, 07:49pm)
Clearly this guy can't express his thoughts clearly. Let me interpret for you English speakers out there.
(Quote: What Monoxide420 was trying to say)
I had to take a sports physical today, because they finally gave me a football uniform, despite the fact that I suck at every sport I have tried.
My friends told me about physicals, and about how the doctor will be playing with my genitalia. I wasn't aware of this, because I have never played sports of any kind, and very rarely leave the safety of my computer room.
The school nurse is 58 years old and weighs 285 pounds. Needless to say, I was super excited to know that she would be playing with my balls. All day I anticipated the massive boner that she would undoubtedly give me.
So, I drove my piece of shit '92 Honda to the school, where the nurse is waiting, and I fill out all the paperwork. It went something like this- Height: 5'4", weight: 220 lbs, skin: pearly white, penis: incredibly small.
When the time comes for the nurse to fondle my junk, I pull my pants down and she begins searching through my rolls of fat to find my scrotum. Needless to say, this is the first time anyone has ever touched me down there, and I ejaculated all over myself. The end.
I loled Njag doesnt have a wife (Unless you count his mom)