Quote (Brenna_B @ Dec 12 2009 01:20am)
assholes? cant believe my boyfriend of 4 years just left me for an ugly anorexic chick. how fucking retarded can u guys be? seems to me that all guys are douchebags
Then that makes you a stereotypical shallow girl who isn't even worth associating with in the first place. Girls are attracted to assholes. End of story.
Reminds me of this:
Beauty in trouble flees to the good angel
On whom she can rely
To pay her cab-fare, run a steaming bath,
Poultice her bruised eye;
Will not at first, whether for shame or caution,
Her difficulty disclose;
Until he draws a cheque book from his plumage,
Asking her how much she owes;
(Breakfast in bed: coffee and marmalade,
Toast, eggs, orange-juice,
After a long, sound sleep - the first since when? -
And no word of abuse.)
Loves him less only than her saint-like mother,
Promises to repay
His loans and most seraphic thoughtfulness
A million-fold one day.
Beauty grows plump, renews her broken courage
And, borrowing ink and pen,
Writes a news-letter to the evil angel
(Her first gay act since when?):
The fiend who beats, betrays and sponges on her,
Persuades her white is black,
Flaunts vespertilian wing and cloven hoof;
And soon will fetch her back.
Virtue, good angel, is its own reward:
Your dollars were well spent.
But would you to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediment?
This post was edited by Thumper85 on Dec 12 2009 10:29am