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Deadlift!
2x20 warm up
1x10 mild weights
1x5 to failure
1x5 to failure
1x 1-4 to failure (on this set you can strap on belt)
1x 1-4 to failure
1x 1-4 to failure
1x20 mild weights as fast as possible (with belt off)
Weighted chin-ups (or weightless if you suck) (or a pulldown machine if you REALLY suck)
1x15 weightless warm up
1x10 with a bit of weight
1x8 with a bit more weight
1x6-8 to failure
1x6-8 to failure
1x6-8 to failure
Going to failure is special because you go from heavy weights to sissy weights in no time due to the high fatigue of the muscles.
Pull-ups (by then I suck and I go weightless)(you can also do it on a pulldown machine with a set number of reps, but it's best to get good at doing with with your body weight)
5x max reps
If you can't get any reps up on certain sets, ask for a spot and do negatives.
1-arm dumbbell or barbell row (depending on how strong you are, or what weights are available at the gym)
2x10 mild weights
4x8-10 to failure
Choose a bicep exercise
4-5x10 to failure
Chest
Bench (or flat dumbbell presses)
2x20 warm up
1x8-10 mild weight
1x6-8 mild (but heavier) weight
1x5 failure
1x5 failure
1x5 failure
5x5 is very generic, commonly used and has great results, but it's not the only thing that can be done. You can also do 5-6 sets of 1-4 reps instead, putting an emphasis on strength.
Incline bench (or dumbbell presses)
1x15 warm up
5x5 with 1-2 mild weights, last 3 to failure
Incline pushes/flies
(1x8-10 failure pushes
1x Max reps with same weight flies (no rest)) x5
Weighted dips (or weightless if you suck)
4-5x10 to failure
Random tricep exercise (choose whatever needs most work)
4-5x10 to failure
Shoulders & Traps
Standing military press (I don't use a belt because I need core strength)
1x15 warm up
5x5 with 2 sets of increasing weights and 3 sets of failure.
Standing (or seated for pussies) dumbell press (For those not looking to gain excessive press power, you can do lateral flies (5x10-12))
5x5 2 sets of increasing weights, 3 sets to failure
Standing lateral flies (for those who just did that, you can do front or rear delt exercises (5x10-12))
5x10-12 all to failure
Rear delt flies (if you just did those, do front)
5x10-12 partial failure (why? explained below)
The reason I don't do front delts is because it's heavily worked on during presses and on chest day. Now some of you might say "YEA BUT...REAR DELTS ARE HEAVILY WORKED ON DURING BACK DAY" To which I will answer "Gtfo son, it's my training"

No but seriously, rear delts work as stabilizers during presses so I do a little work on them to target them and not overtrain them.
Traps!
So there's the manly trap training for males and the sissy one.
Male training:
Since you're mad fucking swole and strong, your gym doesn't have enough dumbbell weight. So you grab the heaviest they have and do this:
Static dumbbell shrugs
3x5 reps. Hold the weight up for 20 seconds, go back down then shrug again. This will help wear out the traps for the other exercises, so you don't have to cry cause your gym never has enough weight.
Heavy behind the ass barbell shrugs (or upright rows)
5x10-12 to failure
Sissy training:
Since you're mad fucking weak and pathetic, you can't even shrug half the max weight your gym has so you do this:
Dumbbell shrugs
5x10-12 to failure
upright rows
5x10-12 to failure