same

FML. 2 socket roll on ebug again :\

might be illegal link or some bullshit and im not a fan of warns, google fmylife and you'll find it

help you feel better

This post was edited by Penguins0690 on Mar 8 2009 03:18am

love that site

my sister showed it to me, i lol'd at some of them

Hey guys from earlier pages, don't double post anymore.

Just edit your posts instead.

We want to look legit around here aright?

Lol Tom, FML is awesome.

"So today I found out my parents were celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 17 years. FML."

This post was edited by UsmanSimjee on Mar 8 2009 03:19am

mkay miss 89 year old woman born in 69 that i fuck anally each night




LOL

This post was edited by Penguins0690 on Mar 8 2009 03:20am

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML


i seriously almost pissed myself

Haha I'm wondering how many of them are actually true stories though