After years of trying, I have created a literary masterpiece: The baney method to picking up "chicks"
I have used it many times (once or twice) , and I can say from experience (or lack of) that it works great.
Behold, as my method scores baney a completly nude female human (its not a horse this time )

*baney nervously approaches female. Female takes one look upon baney's hideous visage and blanches*
Baney: Uhhhh *stares at feet*
Girl: Um, Hi. You need anything? *starts to back away*
Baney: Ummmmm
Girl: If you don't need anything that's ok, I'll just be on my way. *prepares to flee*
Baney: No wait!
Girl: What?
Baney: Um...
Girl: ....
Baney: I just wanted to ask...
Girl: Yes?
Baney: Would you be interested in...um...
Girl: *looks confused* In...what, exactly?
Baney: It's a little hard to say...
Girl: JUST SPIT IT OUT, YOU SACK OF SHIT!
Baney:
*baney runs away, sobbing*
*baney returns to his dwelling, and turns on the computer*
*baney spends the remainder of the evening playing d2 and watching porn*

Yea.
You fuckers are jealous of my skills with women.
Fucking Virgins.
~Champ out?

Skills with women sounds like you got farther away from one lol

this proves what?

That I'm a stud, of course.

this guy got skills, hes even writing in pink

wow i guess you got skills in some ways.

ill get u some pussy

Next thing you know you'll have a