Quote (YeeHaw @ Jan 16 2024 12:09pm)
Hater. We do big things here in the Permian basin.
the only good thing about texas is serving as the setting in stephen king's novel 11/22/63.
i'd rather shovel 24 inches off snow of my driveway with an already tight lower back than even visit such a place.
as was evident this past weekend in the trouncing of "dEm bOyz" wisconsin > texas.
of the regional barbeques of the south texas doesnt even crack the top 3, and there's only like a list of 5.
texas is the 60+ toothless single lady at the end of the bar who shoots her shot at the end of the night at out of towners and occaisionally get a taxi ride to and from the hotel for her troubles with a mini bar bottle of red wine for the road born from the guilt of what you just did to someone's grandma.
it's the personification of gas station boner pills in the form of a state. cowboy hats look stupid, but serve a purpose. yet the state is full of purposeless cowboy hats on "businessmen" who are really just scam contractors or used car salesman.
the best bite to eat in the state is mexican food made by mexicans.
im not even sure what the fuck lyndon johnson even was, but he sucked.
bordering a natural wonder like Oklahoma that has more tonados in a given year than all the rest of the world combined and doubled is pretty cool, but being friends with the star quarterback isnt worth much.
beto o'rourke might be the coolest texan, and he's not cool, at all. he's a loser.
This post was edited by thesnipa on Jan 16 2024 12:21pm