oh wow, all you sc players my jaw drops
so awesome, gaming, drinkin, smokin your potz
wakin up in da mornin popin your zitz
i think about you while I fuckmy gf slappin her titz
nah, i kid, i don't give a fuck bout chu
chew you up spit you out like da stomach flu
lmk when your done swapgearchargeroarin
cya in da game.....not....i be hardcorin
i laugh on the inside readin you dieing "not as much"
your boyfriend whisperin in your ear he wants to touch
your tiny ass dick, pubes 2 inches long, hiding your erection
he's jerkin you off, waitin for your resurection
you suck, no one gives a fuck

This post was edited by notoriouskeef on Nov 8 2012 06:08pm

hey, i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
so call me maybe?

Stop playing hardcore kid, something wrong with your head
Your profile shows all ten characters dead
You blame it on lag, but we all know its skill
You say your internet is why you got killed
Here's a portal to Whimsyshire, come on down
Oops, you got mob blocked, you're dead now
Your girl saw my tri-amulet, started relaxin'
That's what the fuck I call a chain reaction

This post was edited by FlawlessGems on Nov 8 2012 06:29pm

I'm all over the top ten on Diabloprogress
Vanishing dye on my DH cloak, topless
You can't top this, you're just clueless
Like the Chat Gem, you're just useless
PvP coming soon, I'm ready to do this
I can take you out with less than two hits
Two socket Manticore, don't make me shoot this
Sharpshooter, didn't even have to use it

this thread wins stupiest fucking thread of the year award

10/10

Don't quit your day job.

Looks like this is turning into a D3 rap battle thread so I'm taking on all challengers. Please keep the rhymes D3 related.