Laying on teh beach, behind 2 awesome blondes. Them have rlly rlly big boobs which i could not stop looking at for like 20 mins. Now i has a boner and ots getting tooooo hot, so i need to go in water, but dont can cuz whole beach are will see TEH boner.

How 2 get in water wothout emberresing miself? Halp ffs

man the fuck up take off your pants and go swim



oh and get that bitch a shako bitches love shakos

use bone armor

obviously show her your 93 palladin, she'll only want the boner more after that

see he took my advice
he got his bitch a shako now shes all on his nuts

Boner armer, good idea but... No has



shako on teh bitch lolo

When in doubt whip it out.

Btw why foolin me guiz?
I showed them my huge 7 cm snake, now hole bitch laffin at mine :-(

u chinese?

If you are just run to the water no one will notice it