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Mar 15 2010 09:51am
If you find it hard to get laid.

What we need;

Rope (A pretty long one, because the object comes in all sizes)
Baseballbat (Wooden one is to prefer, but one out of metall works fine aswell)
Chick (Can be hot or not, after all you choose the target)
A bag to put the gear in.

My strategy;

Find a nice chick you like (We all got different taste, some prefer fat women some like "pretty" girls)
When you found your object all you have to do is to pursue her, after some time you will be given a good chanse to hit her hard in the head with the bat.
As fast as you knocked her out, tie her up and start the impale.

Yllegarn's Method V1.01
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Mar 15 2010 09:53am
Pure win :thumbsup:
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Mar 15 2010 09:53am
seems legit
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Mar 15 2010 09:53am
The best time to do this is before she gets a chance to bo & prebuff, that way you have a higher chance of 1shoting her
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Mar 15 2010 09:54am
Can i use wooden stick or plank instead of bat?
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Mar 15 2010 09:54am
I actually tried this on R4mses mother and it worked great
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Mar 15 2010 09:57am
Quote (Svartermetalisk @ Mar 15 2010 03:54pm)
I actually tried this on R4mses mother and it worked great


JAK ER KENDIS xD xP
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Mar 15 2010 09:58am
OLOL :D
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Mar 15 2010 09:59am
Quote (Yllegarnet @ Mar 15 2010 04:51pm)
If you find it hard to get laid.

What we need;

Rope (A pretty long one, because the object comes in all sizes)
Baseballbat (Wooden one is to prefer, but one out of metall works fine aswell)
Chick (Can be hot or not, after all you choose the target)
A bag to put the gear in.

My strategy;

Find a nice chick you like (We all got different taste, some prefer fat women some like "pretty" girls)
When you found your object all you have to do is to pursue her, after some time you will be given a good chanse to hit her hard in the head with the bat.
As fast as you knocked her out, tie her up and start the impale.

Yllegarn's Method V1.01
http://i44.tinypic.com/zlyt01.jpg


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#10
Mar 15 2010 10:14am
chanse/10

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