I now have 10k posts, OMAIGAWD

Much flaming, spamming, trolling, early bumping, and w/e else you can do on this forum has contributed to this momentous occasion.
I expect gifts, praise, flame, and bagels (No not donuts, I wanna be different from drt1245 and Faelwen. Bagels.) from you all.
I will also be afk until I can find a friend willing to lend me 9542 FG for a 10k/10k picture, so I can be just like the other egotistical JSPers around here!
That is all.