Disclaimer: Some of this was originally posted at the Phrozen Keep in a similar wording, but I found it to be quite relevant and thus extended it to d2jsp.


How to Get Rid of Your Fellow Jsp'ers

- 20 failsafe steps to become a real Megalomaniac and annoy an entire community


Getting rid of a few users is just the first step to megalomania. Want to do some real damage? Then simply follow the steps below.

1. Play for 5 hours and claim to be godly.
2. Play for 5 days and claim to be godly.
3. Play for 5 weeks and claim to be godly.
4. Play for 5 months and claim to be godly.
5. Play for 5 years and claim to be godly.
6. Claim you know not only how to beat other players but you study the "science" of it, know it and know it better than everyone else.
7. Provide no evidence for your outrageous claims. You know you are better than everyone else put together so why should you have to prove it?
8. When you do provide evidence, make sure you copy what other players have already posted (those so-called experts that haven't got a clue)
   and post it as (your) original work.
9. Make wild guesses if you are uncertain about facts. Since everyone else is at least equally clueless, this involves no embarrassment whatsoever.
   Factual inaccuracies give birth to rumours which may later be used for further annoyance.
10. State well-known rumours as facts.
    Again, leave out any proof, as there is only negligible risk of anyone putting it to a test. Dismiss those who do.
11. Get someone with similar megalomaniac tendencies to back you up without either of you providing evidence. Preferably a Mediator, Trusted,
    a moderator, or anyone with behind their name, as your arguments carry more weight then. Vouches count!
12. Ask everyone else that plays to prove you wrong. You know you are right, so it's up to them to prove you wrong.
13. Tell everyone who plays that you could tell them the secrets of your "science" but that they wouldn't understand it so there is no point revealing
    further details.
14. When all else fails, simply say "you didn't read what I said properly" and refuse to engage in any further dialogue.
15. Post often in the Trophy Room and rate everyone's items, regardless of origin. Remember, YOUR rate defines an item, even if you know nothing.
    A perfect rating would be: "10/10 if real".
16. Congratulate your friends on their godly items (which have never, EVER been edited, imported, or scammed) and characters in show-off threads.
    Pixel wealth is what separates the best from the rest.
17. Knowledge can be bought with $$$. The more FG you have, the more about the game you know, about d2jsp, about life in general, and the more
    success you will attain. n00ben IRL we must be.
18. Participate in PvP threads, post screenshots of your character slamming other characters into oblivion (preferably with all kinds of hacks) and rage
    at anyone questioning your supremacy.
19. Cursing and swearing are your artillery if you get cornered in a debate. Everybody knows that the one shouting the loudest on an internetz forum
    must be right, even when he is right and wrong and whatnot.
20. Perceive any form of sarcasm as a personal assault. Stand up, fight, win, prefail.

in b4 tl; dr, why no bold title etc.

nice guide.

Sticky.

tl;dr
why no bold/red title?



LOL

This post was edited by darkkobra on Sep 20 2009 09:07am

lOl, ulag ez.

n00ben IRL we must be.



:)))))))))))))

ezu^^

loolol

some ppl hide their stars like i do hide my

This post was edited by qYp on Sep 20 2009 09:15am

Ultima1 >>>>>>>>>>>>