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Oct 28 2007 02:22pm
HI OKAY I KNOW A GUY NAMED WIGGER ISNT MY ZEALER JUST HIS BUILD HEHE8 D


First the items :::
okay best items is this :::

ebotdz - lol n1 dmg no more explain
phoenix - lol n1 ed no more explain + firestorm that makes lag hehehe n1
enigma - you need mf and teleport THIS IS A FUCKING TELE ZEALER NOT SOME RANDOM LOL-I-WALK+ZEAL SHIT GUIDE
steelrend - you need dmg or cant kill -.-.-.-
ww boots - nice name you say to poeple hi i use ww and people are like LOL YOU HACK AND USE WHIRLWIND ON PALADONG???
08 valk - cus expensive and that gives symbolic value + fcr you need to teleport fucking shit ---.-.
ravenfrost - n1 mana for teleport and lol n 1 dex for maxblock and damage all knows dex = damage okay
hl amu - n1 ias and skills for bo just gooooosu
bb - cus lame + slows target and gives some some str and str is nice for dmg
inventory = torch (LOL NOT EUROPVP THIS IS PURE INSANE 1HIT FRAGS HERE) anni (n1), 322's and some 20/5. I dont wanna say how many, you gotta figure out yourself FAG - 322's = fucking 1 hit kaboooooom kil and 20/5 = expensive and more expensive = symbolic value

AND REMEMBER TMC FOR FCR BPS LLOLOLO



OKAY STRATEGIES

vs other zealer : lol this is new guide so noobs didnt read it. rape their griswold zeal with TELE - Zeal.
vs smiter : read above you fuckign shit too lazy to write about underpowered smiters all knows that zeal > smite - btw tele zeal = win
vs hammer : ez shit lol hammer is fucking mf char walk south and tele zeal owned shit hammerdin. if this dont work bring auradin and aurabug his shit and remember to flame
vs foh : fuk foh sux put on some abs and tele zeal him when he is fucking stupid enough to stay still that fucking bastard
all other paladins are pure crap and deserves some suiiide nn writing about them
vs all sorcs : nn listing all sorcs cus all sorcs is the same they are FUCKING ez since you use tmc and has higher fcr than then. absorb them a little and then make tele zeal on them. Ez job done
vs ele : ez shit zeal leech his monsters and kill him
vs shaper : all knows that zeal > all > shapers so just move close to him and zeal and them nk him cus shapers are auto nk list
vs barb : fucking ez barbs doesnt know how to play i've never seen one good lollll. tele zeal should do it EZ
vs necro : ok this is difficult. if they are good then try avoid ibs and then tele zeal them ez. if they are bad just tele zeal them and flame ofc
vs bow lol bows sux you tele down to them dont worry about fhr you use tmc then zeal them 1hit kaboom shit owned
vs java too lazy to read this shit java = underpowered virgin crap
vs trap okay this is tough firstn you tele and zeal the assa = dead and then nk him but you must be aware that when assas is dead he casts burst of speed and run fast difficult to nk him then =/ bring foh if he is too difficult to nk
vs ww/hybrid leave game and whisp him how noobish he is and he cant afford hoto/spirit'

OKAY I THINK THIS WAS ALL STREGEAT
all you gotta do now is join pub games host all squelch them and tele zeal al
remberm you are fucking glodliek now and you do atleast 3XXK DMG so all kids in game are like LOOOOOL 1HITT KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM RAPED S/E

hoped you enjoied readyng and got n1 skills @ tele zealer now but you dont even though guide is n1 detailed yu are still fucking virgin + shit an you never be #1 tele zealer as long as *kean- runs the moor

OK JUST REMEBER THAT ALL = 1HIT KABOOOOOOOOM










OK REMEMBER IF YOU DONT DO GOOD JUST WHISP *KEAN- OR SPAM ME HERE WE IS FREE TO HELP



I'll edit later on, if there is anything I missed please let me know






EDIT STICKY THIS IMO

This post was edited by Wack_Jam on Oct 28 2007 02:23pm
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Quote (Addi @ Sun, 28 Oct 2007, 21:26)
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Btw rate
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Oct 28 2007 02:34pm
NICE GUIDE. 11/10!!!

MAKE MOER PLEX
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sticky ASAP
nice guide you owns
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Quote (GeekS @ Sun, 28 Oct 2007, 21:34)
NICE GUIDE. 11/10!!!

MAKE MOER PLEX


OK LOL SHALL I REVEAL BVC-MF BARB GUIDE??

Quote (pohuan5 @ Sun, 28 Oct 2007, 21:34)
sticky ASAP
nice guide you owns


Thanks for positive feedback


This post was edited by Wack_Jam on Oct 28 2007 02:34pm
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Oct 28 2007 02:35pm
/fail

0/10

you swear way 2 much and obviously have mental problems, do you feel alone outside of your life on the computer if the answer is yes and i'm sure it is, i think president bush could relate with you. I would suggest you visit a counselor immidiately

You may also want to consider taking kindergarten spelling again because that is very lacking also

plus with strategy its simply pathetic.
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/fail

0/10

you swear way 2 much and obviously have mental problems, do you feel alone outside of your life on the computer if the answer is yes and i'm sure it is, i think president bush could relate with you. I would suggest you visit a counselor immidiately

You may also want to consider taking kindergarten spelling again because that is very lacking also

plus with strategy its simply pathetic.


You got better guide? Fail more shit wigger whisp *kean- @ europe and he'll teach you something


Quote (Navster @ Sun, 28 Oct 2007, 21:35)
1/10 just failed



Explain please

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