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May 27 2012 03:05pm
I have the authentificator and always popup when i login to diablo 3.

Also im a it computer guy so i know how to keep my computer healthy, im 100%safe from hackers remotely.

Its clearly blizzard fault, ima give more details that could help blizzard find the "exploit"

So i walk down to the store, i needed milk. When i come to pay, i see this really hot asian woman who was staring at me. She realized fast i was a geek (im a geek and i look like one so its obv). So we talked a bit then she asked me if i was playing Diablo 3. i told her i have no social life since its out. She laughed and asked me if she could see my characters in action. I was like wtf LOL ok. So she followed me at my home. I opened the computer and d3, then started to play.

She seemed impressed by my character, she just put her hands down in her pants and starting to rub her pussy. My brain stopped working from there, i was horny as fuck. I asked her if she needed help and she said yes. So 2 min later we were fucking in my bed. I can say i had a really great time. She finally stayed at my home all night. Next thing i know when i wake up, the hot asian girl left my house and my d3 character lost all their gold and items. No need to say that i got fucked.

Now you are warned, always close diablo before fuck a hot asian girl in case she steal your stuff when youre asleep.

This post was edited by Bartoteck on May 27 2012 03:23pm
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Also im a it computer guy so i know how to keep my computer healthy
Also im a it computer guy so i know how to keep my computer healthy
Also im a it computer guy so i know how to keep my computer healthy
Also im a it computer guy so i know how to keep my computer healthy
Also im a it computer guy so i know how to keep my computer healthy
Also im a it computer guy so i know how to keep my computer healthy
Also im a it computer guy so i know how to keep my computer healthy
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Quote (Bartoteck @ 27 May 2012 23:05)
I have the authentificator and always popup when i login to diablo 3.

Also im a it computer guy so i know how to keep my computer healthy, im 100%safe from hackers remotely.

ima give more details that could help blizzard find the "exploit"

So i walk down to the store, i needed milk. When i come to pay, i see this really hot asian woman who was staring at me. She realized fast i was a geek (im a geek and i look like one so its obv). So we talked a bit then she asked me if i was playing Diablo 3. i told her i have no social life since its out. She laughed and asked me if she could see my characters in action. I was like wtf LOL ok. So she followed me at my home. I opened the computer and d3, then started to play.

She seemed impressed by my character, she just put her hands down in her pants and starting to rub her pussy. My brain stopped working from there, i was horny as fuck. I asked her if she needed help and she said yes. So 2 min later we were fucking in my bed. I can say i had a really great time. She finally stayed at my home all night. Next thing i know when i wake up, the hot asian girl left my house and my d3 character lost all their gold and items. No need to say that i got fucked.

Now you are warned, always close diablo before fuck a hot asian girl in case she steal your stuff when youre asleep.


Epic ^^
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-Relax Bro you fucking suck.
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