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There was once a man and a woman who loved each other very much and they wanted a kid. They tried and tried to no avail to get pregnant and they almost had given up on their dream. They had even went to the doctors to see what the problem was. It turns out the husband was shooting blanks and their chances of having a child were slim to none, a true tragedy which the wife cried about for hours. Years passed and they had sex for pure pleasure without trying to even have a baby.
To the wife’s surprise she had missed her period, could this be what she has been waiting for all her life? She took a pregnancy test and tested positive. She was ecstatic, finally her life long dream of the perfect family would be complete, but little did this dumb bitch know what she was in store for.
Nine and a half months passed by and the wife was rushed to the hospital after her water broke. This was the happiest day of her life. After hours of struggling she gave birth to a
beautiful baby girl, weighing in at a whopping 14 pounds 3 ounces and 10 inches long. A true fucking fatass baby. After some research doctors concluded that it was not a clit, just an incredibly small penis and they dubbed Bluerevo a boy.
Since they could not conceive a baby until incredibly late in their lives, that had raised the chance the baby would be born with down syndrome. And doctors swear the boy had 2 extra chromosomes instead of the traditional one. (This, along with the clit/penis incident plays into why Bluerevo does not trust doctors research and makes shit up).
The boy(?) was incredibly retarded with an IQ of 56. His mother actually had contemplated suicide since her dream of the perfect family was demolished. She and her husband both had incredible genetics and they hoped that Bluerevo would be able to play sports, but he defied genetics and was a complete fat-fuck who spent his days playing Diablo 2 and crying due to incredible depression.
He had turned to weight lifting, thinking he might be able to improve his looks (lol) and had read Wikipedia articles on weight loss. He read something about a keto diet and said he would do that and anyone who disagreed would be an idiot. The truth was complex carbs were ACTUALLY too complex for his body to even understand and he made the excuse he was on keto so he wouldn’t be laughed at.
He barely went to the gym and saw minimal gains but talked as if he was our savior Rapdawg. What a joke. He even was as much of a faggot to oil up before he took “progress” pictures to post them on the internet.
The story continues for this child, as he will claim “Greek god status” and talk down to people just for the simple fact that he’s a fucking egotistical idiot who truly believes he is better than everyone due to a mental condition.
Le Fin
