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Nov 20 2009 10:18am
how do youg uys cope with it? thanksgiving/christmas

do you eat and just work your ass off afterwards or just say "nah" and watch everyone else enjoy the goodies :drool:

anways, i'm debating on it, thanks giving isnt to bad but xmas involves alota fatty shit >.>
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Nov 20 2009 10:20am
The holiday film A Christmas Story, first released in 1983, has become a bona fide Christmas perennial, gaining in stature and fame with each succeeding year. Its affectionate, wacky, and wryly realistic portrayal of an American family’s typical Christmas joys and travails in small-town Depression-era Indiana has entered our imagination and our hearts with a force equal to It’s a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street.

This edition of A Christmas Story gathers together in one hilarious volume the gems of autobiographical humor that Jean Shepherd drew upon to create this enduring film. Here is young Ralphie Parker’s shocking discovery that his decoder ring is really a device to promote Ovaltine; his mother and father’s pitched battle over the fate of a lascivious leg lamp; the unleashed and unnerving savagery of Ralphie’s duel in the show with the odious bullies Scut Farkas and Grover Dill; and, most crucially, Ralphie’s unstoppable campaign to get Santa—or anyone else—to give him a Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle. Who cares that the whole adult world is telling him, “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid”?

The pieces that comprise A Christmas Story, previously published in the larger collections In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash and Wanda Hickey’s Night of Golden Memories, coalesce in a magical fashion to become an irresistible piece of Americana, quite the equal of the film in its ability to warm the heart and tickle the funny bone.
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Nov 20 2009 10:20am
Nah works, just chew lots of gum and stuff to keep you occupied.

Get a few flexshot's in the mirror to keep you motivated if you feel the craving.

Lul.
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Quote (Miniflight @ Nov 20 2009 12:20pm)
Nah works, just chew lots of gum and stuff to keep you occupied.

Get a few flexshot's in the mirror to keep you motivated if you feel the craving.

Lul.


fat <--

:cry:
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Nov 20 2009 10:30am
Quote (Bluff @ 20 Nov 2009 11:20)
fat <--

:cry:


then just keep being fat for awhile, you must be used to it
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Nov 20 2009 10:31am
Quote (queue @ Nov 20 2009 12:30pm)
then just keep being fat for awhile, you must be used to it


dude i'm 6'3

400 pounds.
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Nov 20 2009 10:35am
Quote (Bluff @ 20 Nov 2009 11:31)
dude i'm 6'3

400 pounds.


damn man and it only took u 19 years
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Nov 20 2009 10:36am
Quote (Bluff @ Nov 20 2009 11:31am)
dude i'm 6'3

400 pounds.


Holy fucking shit

sorry, but holy shit...
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Nov 20 2009 10:37am
maybe you could pull a boxa

inbe4 quadruple sessions

This post was edited by queue on Nov 20 2009 10:38am
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Nov 20 2009 10:38am
sounds like you need some shopvac liposuction



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