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Jan 25 2014 08:08pm
Why the hell did you even click on this thread?!? Is it because you’re a paranoid conspiracy theorist who wants weapons of DEATH because you think the world is out to get you? I bet so!



People like you make me sick. You should be going into pub games with good, wholesome naked characters, instead of arming up with assault weaponry, as if people out on the Moor want to kill you. Get over yourself! Blizzard has taken care of the matter. Ever hear of rust storms and bot-banning? They have patches ready, they’re vigilant, and they have everything under control. As far as Im concerned, your "ebotdz" is just the sign of a frail ego and a small Republican penis!

You’d know that if you were EDUCATD, not a backwoods hick who should seccede from America already. I’m so sick of your Faith bows that spew hate, your Kingslayer runewords (plot to SLAY our Obama?!), and your imperialist War Travelers with high magic find (more like high chance to steal from other cultures!) Well I bet I can guess how many of Sadam’s WMDs you found with your War Travelers – ZERO! It’s Bush’s fault and you’re a RACIST on the wrong side of history, even if you try to cover it up by using an African American paladin minority D2 hero.

Anyway, if your going to buy assault weapons, I may as well make fg off you with this trade list. Bins are listed after most items. Thanks for visiting . . . FASCIST!!!


Helms
Rare pally circlet: 2 pally, 30%frw, +30str, 14PR – 10fg
Druid pelt (magic sacred feathers) 3 ele, 1 hurricane, 2 nado, 3 dire wolf, 1os – 40fg
Crafted armet / blood ds helm- 9%ds, 56 life, mana based on character level, 8%FR – 25fg
Crown of Thieves, 1os, 12%LL, 33FR, 92%gf- 10fg
Eth wolfhowl fury visor, 131%ed, 12str 14dex 11vit- offer
Eth Andariel’s Visage- 145%ed, 30str, 70PR, 1os- offer
Crafted visionary armet: 9ds, visio, 11life 17FR 177def – 75fg
Vampire gaze: 20dr, magic dmg reduced by 12, 7% LL, 7% mana leech, 100%e.def – 5fg
Rare Barb circ: 2 barb, 20FRW, visionary, 23PR- offer
Crafted VISIONARY blood casque- 1 shadow, visio mod, 10 base fhr, 10%ds, 26life, capable of 1os- 50fg.
Magic circ - +3 cold skills, 20fcr (give to larzuk for a shot at 2os) -10fg
Magic circ - +3 elemental skills, 20fcr (give to larzuk for a shot at 2os) -10fg
Crafted blood armet: 8%ds, 9 energy, 19life, 25% psn length reduce, 2os, 279def – 10fg
Jalal’s Mane (totemic), 197%ed – 5fg
COA - +127def (376 total def) 15%dr, 29 all resist, 2os – 100fg
Random 1os griffon’s eye – 10fg
Eth Veil of Steel (cute merc helm), 524 total defense – 15fg
Kiras / Kira’s, unupped – 144def, 70 res, 1os – 20fg
Random 1os griffon’s eye- 10fg
Random 1os griffon’s eye- 10fg
Random 1os griffon’s eye- 10fg
Random 1os griffon’s eye – 10fg
Random 1os griffon’s eye – 10fg
Random 1os griffon’s eye – 10fg
1os GFace helm – 5fg
Rare amazon circ: 2 zon, 30frw, 19str, 19 all res, +50 psn dmg (give to Larzuk for 1os) – 40fg
Eth gskull, 2os, +287def, 488 total defense, 28str – 30fg

Rings
Rare ring: 10fcr, 6 min dmg, 59ar, 24life, 24fr 20pr- 75fg
Rare ring: 10fcr, 5 min dmg, 31ar, 7 life rep, 10 all res, 5CR- 75fg
5% LL BK Ring, gold band blue stone- 5fg
5% bk ring – 5fg
Random 20dex raven – 2fg
3LL BK ring- 2fg
30% nagel- 4fg
Rare ring: 4 min, 88ar, 13dex, 33life, 29 mana – 20fg
3LL BK ring – 2fg
Magic ring: 15 all res, 17mf – 5fg
Rare ring: 10fcr, 11str, 15dex, 66mana, 30FR – 300fg
Rare ring: 10fcr, 41ar, 15dex, 30LR, 11PR, dmg reduced by 1 – 50fg
BK Ring, 5% (big orange stone) - 5fg
BK Ring (silver band, tiny blue stone), 5%, - 5fg
4% BK ring (blue stone, bronze band) 5fg
Cute MF caster ring: 10fcr, 31life, 17CR, 18LR, 9FR, 9PR, 10%mf – offer!
Rare ring: 10fcr, 102ar, 13dex, 5 life rep, 23CR, 10LR - offer
5% LL BK ring (bronze band, small blue stone) – 5fg
5LL BK ring (orange stone) – 5fg
Rare ring: 10fcr, 109ar, 18str, 9dex, 4mana, 28LR – 125fg


Ammys
Crafted ammy: 2ele, 5%fcr, 5 life, 12mana, 75%plr – 5fg
Rare zon diadem: 2zon, 20fcr, visio, 19str, 53 mana – offer
Rare necro ammy: 2 nec, 16fcr, 39 life, 25 mana, 6 mana regen – 20fg
Rare necro ammy: 2 nec, 5fcr, 40 mana 6 mana regen 14 all res, 75%PLR – 35fg
Rare zon ammy: 2 zon 10fcr 18dex 17 energy 13mana 7 mana regen, 9FR- 10fg
Crafted ammy: 2 shadow, 15fcr, 70 mana, 5 mana regen, 7PR- 8fg
Rare GF ammy: 2 pally skillz, 34 mana, 11all res, dmg reduced by 4, 69%GF- 8fg
Crafted ammy: 2 shadow, 10frw, 10fcr, 1 max dmg, 14life- 5fg
Crafted zon ammy: 2 zon, 7fcr, 5 life rep, 18mana, 5 mana regen, 18 all res, 50%PLR- 10fg
Cute rare ammy: 20str, 56life, 15 all res, 45CR – 8fg
Crafted ammy: 2 druid, 9fcr, 17dex, 11mana 4mana regen, 25%plr – 10fg
ULTIMATE GOLD FIND TRAPPER AMMY: 2 traps, 18fcr, 13 mana, 10 mana regen, 75%GF- 15fg
HOLY CRAP! STAT / PLR AMMY: 27 str, 12 all res, 22PR, 75%PLR. – 5fg
Crafted ammy: 2 zon, 10fcr, 17mana, 7 mana regen, 26FR, 34PR – 10fg
Cracted Barb ammy: 2 masteries, 10fcr, 8% increased chance of blocking, 8 dex, dmg reduced by 4, magic dmg reduced by 2 – 10fg
Cold sorc GF ammy: 2 cold skillz, 29str, 15 life, 27PR, 71GF – 10fg
Warcry GF ammy: 2 warcries, 8fcr, 46life, 15 mana 8 mana regen, 59%GF – 10fg
Crafted zon ammy: 2 zon 20fcr 20dex 19mana 6 mana regen: 325fg.
Rare zon ammy: 2 zon 19dex 10 all res, 30PR, 75%PLR- 50fg
29 Maras, red star- 4fg
Rare Sin cold-stack ammy: 2 sin, 4 max dmg, 13 dex, 10 energy, 27CR, 6PR- 10fg
Rare zon ammy: 2 zon, 19dex, 10 all res, 30PR, 75% poison length reduce – 50fg
Crafted Barb ammy: 2 barb, 10fcr, 11dex, 19mana, 10% mana regen, 20 al res – OFFER!
Marshal’s amulet of the whale - +3 offensive auras (pally), +98 life – 40fg
Rare druid ammy- 2 druid, 10fcr, 35life, 7 all res, damage reduced by 4 – 10fg
30 maras (pentagram gfx) – 10fg
Rare sin ammy: 2 sin, 10fcr, 27str, 12dex, 7fr, 36PR – 200fg
Crafted sin ammy: 2 sin, 6fcr, 17str, 19mana, 4 mana regen, 75% poison length reduce: 200fg
Rare paladin / pally amulet: 2 combat skills, 3str, 18dex, 10 all res, 34LR: offer!
Rare sorc ammy: 2sorc, 10fcr, 18str, 9 all resist, dmg reduced by 3 – 30fg
Crafted paladin ammy: 2 pally, 15%fcr, 19mana, 10regen, 19 all res - offer
Gold find ammy (really cute) 18str 17dex 12 all res 75%gf – offer!


Shields
Jeweler's monarch of the mammoth - 142def, 4os, 34 base life. Currently socketed with 4x pink 15/40s. 250fg.
Rare Grim shield: 30% fbr, 20% increased chance to block, 256 total def., 35life, 15LR, 50% Poison length reduce- OFFER!
White superior sacred targe – 52%ed, +121ar, +10% e.defense – offer
Superior tower shield, 15%ed, 12%e.dura – 8fg
Rare kite shield: 2os, 17fhr, 30%FBR, 20% increased chance of blocking, atd2- offer
HoZ Gilded shield, 200%ed- offer
Rare Pally crown shield (up it!)  2 pally, 30% faster block, 20% increased chance to block, 14 all res, 19CR, 75%PLR – offer!
Superior Sacred rondache (white)- 15%ed, 40 all res, 14%e.dura - offer
Swordback Hold, blade barrier (upped to elite), 44%ed- Offer
Stormshield socketed with pink 15/40 jewel – 10fg
Stormshield socketed with jewel: 7fhr, 27%ed, 9str, 9dex – 250fg
Spirit Monarch – 35fcr, 22vit 104 mana ATD14 - offer


Armors
Wealth cuirass – 3fg
Superior breast plate, 15% ed base, 3os- 10fg
Levi / Leviathan: 25dr, +50str, +135def, 196%e.def – 70fg
Superior ring mail, 15% ed, 3os – 8fg
Superior Ring Mail, base 15%ed (give to Larzuk for 3os)- 8fg
Superior Light Plate, 15%e.defense (give to Larzuk for 3os)- 10fg
Superior Ring Mail (white, give to Larzuk for 3os)- 10fg
Superior Ring Mail (white, give to Larzuk for 3os)- 10fg
Skin of the Vipermagi, Wyrmhide (upped!) 34 all res, 10 magic reduce, 120%ed 1018 total defense- OFFER!
Venom Ward Great Hauberk (upped to elite!) 97%ed, 862 total def.- 75fg
Superior Great Hauberk, 4os, 15%ed, 13%e.dura- 5fg
Ormus’s Robes – 15% cold, 13% lightning, 15% fire, +3 energy shield, 13% mana regen – OFFER!
3os Superior Ring Mail (15% base ed%) – 8fg
Superior Ring Mail, 15%ed, 3os – 8fg
CoH / Chains of Honor boneweave, 15%ed base (936 total def) – 75fg
Skin of the Vipermagi, serpentskin, 35 all res, MDR 10. – 10fg
Ber’d Vipermagi, serpentskin – 35 all res – 12fg



Boots
Rare resist boots (mesh boots, gold): 30/10, 3 life rep, 18CR, 38LR, 26FR – 150fg
Rare mf / gf boots: 10fhr, 17fr, 70%gf, 23%mf – 2fg
Rare boots, 30frw, 5dex, 30CR 40LR – offer
Stylish rare eth rep cold stack boots: 20frw, 5dex, 38CR- 30fg
Gore rider, war boots, 199%ed- 3fg
Rare gf boots: 9dex, 37CR, 25%PLR, 76%GF – 5fg
Rare gf boots: 4 life rep, 6LR, 12PR, 75%GF, 22%MF- 7fg
Rare GF Boots: 38CR, 26LR, 73%GF – 5fg
Blood boots: 10fhr, 20life, 8 life rep, 40FR – offer
Blood boots: 10fhr, 2 dex, 10 life, 7 life rep, 36%LR, 25%PLR – 15fg
Rare tri res wyrmhide boots: 30/10, 16cr, 40LR, 19fr, 25% psn length reduce – 75fg
Gf boots: 3 life rep, 16CR, 5PR, 77GF, 12MF – 5fg
48%mf war travs, MIRRORED BOOTS: offer
49%mf travs – 8fg
Non-eth Treks, 15/15, 54PR, 169%ed – 8fg
Crafted blood boots: 10frw, +def (based on char lvl), 7dex, 11life, 10 life rep, 38CR – 75fg
Rare Sharkskin boots – 10fhr, 40LR, 39FR, 12% nova when struck (blue)- 30fg
Rare Sharkskin boots – 30frw, 3life rep, 40CR, 37FR, 12% charged bolt when struck (red) – 50fg
50% mf war trav battle boots, 186%ed – 8fg
Rare boneweave boots: 20/10, 5 life rep, 36cr, 38FR- 100fg
Awesome rare goldfind boots: 20frw, 2dex, 10LR, 14FR, 19PR, 54%GF (light plated boots) – 50fg
49% travs – 5fg
49%mf travs – 5fg
15dex, 65life waterwalks – 10fg
Rare tri-resist boots 30/10, 3 rep, 18CR, 38LR, 26FR (gold mesh boots) – 40fg
65life waterwalks (121 total def) 8fg
Rare tri-resist boots: 20/10, 31CR, 29LR, 40FR, repair mod (red mirrored boots) – 250fg
Awesome GREEN rare dual-resist sharkskin boots: 30/10, 40FR, 37PR – 75fg
Rare dual resist boots: 30/10, 5rep, 36CR, 38FR (gold-ish boneweave boots – they look just like Grim Spurs) – 75fg

Belts
Mav’s belt – 2fg
Nos coil belt – 2fg
Dungos: 30vit, 11 rep 15dr- 8fg
Rare belt: 24fhr 38life14cr 6lr 25% plr – 25fg
Snakecord sharkskin belt (upped) – 8fg
Rare GF sharkskin belt: 24fhr, 14str, 20fr, 80%gf: 40fg


Gloves
Rare glove: 20ias, 15dex, 5 life rep – 5fg
15str dracs – 4fg
Trangs gloves, 74def- 5fg
Trangs gloves, 74def- 5fg
40% chance guards – 4fg
Rare battle gauntlets / gloves: 20ias, 10str 13dex 22CR 25FR – 30fg
40% chance guards – 4fg
40% chance guards – 4fg
Rare gauntlets / gloves: 20ias 8str 10dex 9FR 30PR – 20fg
Steelrend- 50%ed, 10%CB, +207def, +20str- offer
Blood gloves: 2 Jav, 20ias, 7%CB, 11life 17PR- 12fg
Crafted vampirebone blood gloves: 20ias, 3LL, 9CB, 11life, 18CR – 10fg.
Trangs gloves, 74 def – 5fg
Dracs gloves, 15str, 113%ed, +9life after kill, 8%LL- 5fg
Crafted gloves: 20ias, kb, 20LR – 5fg
Crafted gloves: 20ias, kb, 25%PLR- 5fg
Crafted gloves: 20ias, kb, 2str, 19FR- 5fg
Rare Vambraces / gloves: 20ias 14str 13dex 15LR 24PR- offe
15str dracs- 4fg
Rare gloves / battle gauntlets: 20ias, 15dex, 16FR, 23PR- 5fg
Crafted gloves: 20ias, kb, 15FR, atd7- 5fg
Blood gloves: 20ias, 15ar, 9%cb, 16life – 5fg
Blood gloves: 20ias, 13ar, 9CB, 3dex, 13 life, 5FR – 5fg
74def trangs gloves- 5fg
Crafted blood gloves (heavy gloves): 20ias, 2%LL, 10%cb, 14life, 9fr – 10fg
Crafted gloves: 20ias, kb, 10FR atd5- 5fg
74def Trangs- 5fg
Steelrend- 56%ed, +204def, 18str (266 total def) – 20fg
Crafted zon gloves: 20ias, kb, 8dex 27FR ATD 5%, 5% ctc lvl 4 frost nova when struck, 5% ctc lvl 3 frost nova when struck – 30fg
Crafted zon gloves: 20ias kb 6str 16PR ATD5 – 5fg
Crafted zon gloves: 20ias kb 5%nova when struck, 5dex 12LR ATD5 – 5fg
Sweet Martial Arts sin gloves: +2MA, KB, 3str, 15dex, ATD5, Lvl 5 Weaken (32 charges)
Crafted bow gloves – 20ias kb 19LR 9FR – 8fg
40% chance guards – 5fg
Rare Demonhide Gloves – +2 Bow, 20ias, 17ar, 12dex, half freeze – 15fg


Charms
Fire skills GC, eye, 16 life – 5fg
DNA trap gc, 36 life- 40fg
DNA trap gc, 38 life- 50fg
Monster trap gc, 38 life- 50fg
DNA shadow gc, 38 life- 50fg
Small charm: 2-3 cold dmg, 11CR – 10fg
Monster martial arts gc 31 life – 5fg
Monster gc shape shifting 12fhr – 5fg
Ele GC, 19 life, monster gfx- 10fg
Cold Skills GC, DNA, 12fhr- 15fg
Barb Masteries GC, monster, 12fhr- 12fg
Plain Cold GC – 5fg
Steel small charm of vita, 29ar/18life – 8fg
Jav 12fhr GC, monster- 12fg
Steel small charm of sustenance, 30ar,15life – 8fg
Steel small charm of vita, 30ar, 17life – 10fg
Sharp Grand Charm of Balance: 12%fhr, 8max, 59ar – 10fg
17/18 5% zon torch – 10fg
Lightning Skills GC, 31 life (monster) – 15fg
Small charm ( M gfx), 17 life, 11CR – 10fg
Small charm (bmana gfx) 18 life, 10CR – 10fg
Gheed’s (dna) 150%gf, 40%mf, 14% reduce vendor – OFFER!
Steel small charm of vita – 36ar, 17 life (M gfx) – 8fg
Trap GC with 27%gf, (eye) – 8fg
Serpent’s small charm of balance: 5fhr, 16mana (paw) – 8fg
7mf / 17mana sc (paw) – 10fg
20life / 11PR sc (M gfx) – 25fg
20life / 11CR sc (paw)- 30fg
12fhr Shape Shifting GC (monster)- 10fg
P&B Poison and Bone skill GC, 12fhr, eye – 15fg
Steel grand charm of vita: 128ar / 37life – 15fg
Sorc lightning GC with 15 life – 5fg
Gheeds: 131% gf, 31MF, 14% reduce – 15fg
16/15/25% sorc torch – 20fg
167 / 30 / 10 gheeds – 20fg
11/20/25% barb torch (old school!) – 30fg
Shadow GC with 11 life (dna) – 5fg
Eth Eschuta’s Temper - +3 sorc, 20% lightning dmg, 18% fire dmg, 23 energy (perfect for a light sorc) – offer!
Sparkling grand charm of balance – 1 light skills, 12fhr (dna) – 15fg
19life / 11LR small charm (football) – 12fg
1os GFace helm – 5fg
5fhr / 10LR small charm (M gfx) – 8fg
20life / 11PR small charm (paw) – 20fg


Jewels
Rare jewel – 25%ed, 7dex, 21CR, atd2 – offer
Rare jewel: 30%ed, +5max, 7dex, -15 req – offer
Cold lvl up facet, peach, 5/5 – 8fg
Poison die facet, blue, 5/5 – 10fg
Cold lvl up facet, pink, 5/5 – 8fg
5/5 fire facet lvl up (pink) – 10fg
Rare jewel: 28%ed 38ar 20def 9 dex – 50fg
Rare jewel: 7 max dmg, 36ar, 5 dex, 22PR – 25fg
Rare jewel: 30ed, 24ar, 7life, 30PR – 30fg
Rare jewel: 7fhr, 30%ed, 6 minimum dmg – 30fg
Magic jewel: +9str, +30pr – 15fg
Rare jewel: 25%ed, 9-29 fire dmg, 2-10 cold dmg: offer
Magic jewel: 40ed -15% req – 20fg
Magic jewel: 40ed 20life – 20fg (2 in stock)
Magic jewel: 30 max dmg – 30fg
Rare jewel: 27ed 2max 39ar 5 energy – 30fg
Rare jewel: 30ed 5max 7dex -15%req – 50fg
Magic jewel: 40%ed, 9dex (peach)- 15fg
Rare jewel: 18%ed, 33CR, 7 all res (req lvl 14 / lld) – 50fg
Rare jewel: 20%ed, 4str, 24cr (lld, white) - offer
Fire Facet 5/5 die (pink) – 8fg

Weapons
Hybrid suwayyah (white – give to larzuk for 3os) 3LS 2SM 3DF – 125fg [great stat-saver hybrid chaos]
Hybrid suwayyah (white – give to larzuk for 3os) 3LS 1MB 3Fade – 125fg [great stat-saver hybrid chaos]
Eth war pike (give to larzuk for 6os)- 5fg
Eth crystal sword 5os- 5fg
Random chaos suwayyah w/ 2DF 3LS- 8fg
33res eth hoto – 5fg
White, unsocketed bone wand: 1decrep, 3 bone spear- offer
Astreon’s iron Ward Caddy: 3combat skills, 10ias 290%ed Dmg+62- offer
4os Gris’s Caddy, 221%ed – 10fg
Upped Riphook (Blade Bow), 197%ed, Um’d – 40fg
Chaos suwayyah – 2df, 3LS, 3wof (only 297%ed, but a great base for a hybrid)- 75fg
Death’s Web- 2/2 -44% psn res – 20fg
2os Petrified Wand- 3 bone spirit, 2 bone spear- offer
40 res hoto flail – 25fg
Gris / Griswold’s redemption caduceus / caddy – 4os, 237%ed – 40fg
Fool’s scissors quhab of quickness (magical), 40ias, +3LS, +1D.sentry, 2os (um um) – OFFER
Superior Grim Wand with 2os (good for a White): 15%ed, +3ar, 1 fire golem, 3 bone spirit, 1 bone spear: 50fg
Um’d Widowmaker (193%, +3GA) 15fg
Eth Barnar’s star – 5fg
Bartucs / Bartuc’s greater talons 198% - 5fg
Death’s Web, -45%, +2 all, +2p&b – 25fg
Infinity CV – 257%ed, -45% light res, 12 conviction – offer.
Weird magic sorc orb: +3 lightning skills, +1 thunder storm, +1 teleport, +2 lightning, 9 energy, 27 life- offer.
Infinity CV – Insight CV, 206%ed, 16 med – offer
CTA Crystal sword – 6/6/3 – offer
Ist’d Occy – 5fg
Jade Talon – 1MA, 2 Shadow, 239%ed, 42 all res – 5fg
Jade talon with 15/40CR jewel – 77CR, 47 all res, 2MA, 2Shadow, 229%ed – 20fg
Infinity CV – 12 conviction, 304%ed, -49% LR – offer.
Two 6x Lem crystal swords – 5fg each
Suicide Branch – 5fg
Eth Razor’s Edge 200%ed – 15fg
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Jan 25 2014 08:08pm
This thread hurts my brain.
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Jan 25 2014 10:31pm
bin the 12fhr lite gc vs 15fg

This post was edited by iGotSwagger on Jan 25 2014 10:31pm
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Jan 25 2014 10:34pm
Awesome thread. Sorry for spam
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Jan 25 2014 10:35pm
Crafted visionary armet: 9ds, visio, 11life 17FR 177def – 75fg
Crafted VISIONARY blood casque- 1 shadow, visio mod, 10 base fhr, 10%ds, 26life, capable of 1os- 50fg.
Rare necro ammy: 2 nec, 16fcr, 39 life, 25 mana, 6 mana regen – 20fg


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bin 20/11 cr
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Jan 26 2014 01:58am
hehe funny topics
should even worth sum fgs for orginality
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Jan 26 2014 08:36am
Ty all. :)
Bump time
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Jan 26 2014 08:43am
where can I buy this magazine, I must know the best way to spend the most exciting 5-7 minutes of my life
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Jan 26 2014 12:48pm
Quote (TanKiE @ Jan 26 2014 02:43pm)
where can I buy this magazine, I must know the best way to spend the most exciting 5-7 minutes of my life


Basically we have a friendly little ritual where we give our assault swords/axes/claws over to Blizzard via Charsi. Then we join hands and sing Kumbaya to Obama while doing some some light cuddling/petting (nothing overtly sexual). Careful though - you're pretty much racist if you opt out of that part.

4-hour bump.
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