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Aug 9 2013 06:53am
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My thinking is that JSP is like Prison.

  • There are very few actual nice guys on here
  • The fish (nubs) get taken advantage of
  • Weakness is exploited
  • There is rape aplenty in the showers (pubs) and the laundry room (priv games)
  • 3rd party programs, spam and threats/flames are contraband and will leave you in solitary (suspension)
  • Guilds would just be another term for gangs
  • The mod hierarchy would be your guards, winding all the way up to Paul, the warden
  • Your forums are like your cell blocks
  • Your profile is your cell
  • Things bought with FG are commissary
  • Your FG is your commissary account
  • You never seem to get a conjugal visit
  • The food sucks
  • Snitches are everywhere (report button)
  • You might get shanked (hacked)
  • People get strong-armed into OPing or selling for less than something is worth on a daily basis
  • You can try to escape but in the end you always come back, hence.. you can't leave



Full Sigon's set @ 400fg
taking offers so post up
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Aug 9 2013 07:00am
Prolly the best analogy I've heard.
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#3
Aug 9 2013 07:00am
Too much thought was put into this but it makes sense.
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Aug 9 2013 07:04am
If the sig belt is perf defense, pm me. I'm looking for one.
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#5
Aug 9 2013 07:04am
Its also like Lord of the Rings

cause there are trolls under every bridge
gang of thieves selling dupes
Kids who believe they are living in Fantasy
Idiots who flame anything they dont like

So like being in Prison in Lord of the Rings
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Aug 9 2013 07:04am
Dont forget that if you have an old account with valuable items...you're accused of buying the account to sell dupes. How can we fit this into your analogy...hrmmm.
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Aug 9 2013 07:08am
Quote (card_sultan @ Aug 9 2013 09:04am)
Its also like Lord of the Rings

cause there are trolls under every bridge
gang of thieves selling dupes
Kids who believe they are living in Fantasy
Idiots who flame anything they dont like

So like being in Prison in Lord of the Rings


Hey it remind me of someone....
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#8
Aug 9 2013 07:09am
True story
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Aug 9 2013 07:10am
Quote (MyPrecious @ 9 Aug 2013 09:04)
If the sig belt is perf defense, pm me. I'm looking for one.


10 base def not 11

Quote (MyPrecious @ 9 Aug 2013 09:11)
It was worth a try. :(


gomen

This post was edited by Hologram on Aug 9 2013 07:12am
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Aug 9 2013 07:11am
Quote (card_sultan @ Aug 9 2013 09:04am)
Its also like Lord of the Rings

cause there are trolls under every bridge
gang of thieves selling dupes
Kids who believe they are living in Fantasy
Idiots who flame anything they dont like

So like being in Prison in Lord of the Rings


Like everything you post, that was terrible.

Quote (Hologram @ Aug 9 2013 09:10am)
10 base def not 11


It was worth a try. :(
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