Quote (blessedshield @ Dec 28 2009 05:49pm)
ok this is what happening,
my parents is out with family friends, and they probly be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some backround:
see, i chill with my sisters friends sometimes
n i met this girl, and we was goin out n sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. teacher was a !@!@!%
So she came over like an hour ago, n i wanted to hit, so i ask her to have sex.
"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. she was confused n scare
Then i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you need to lube up a virgin's clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.
Ok so i have no lube, but i want to pipe, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then put it in a glass and poured it on her coochie, now she sayin i burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and she cryin in the bathroom plz help some of you guys are really smart and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?
rape her.
that'll shut her up.
This post was edited by SiNDiLeX2 on Dec 28 2009 04:50pm