Quote (aman62696 @ Nov 23 2009 05:17pm)
Whenever I need to take a shit, I sit on the toilet and pretend I'm Goku about to kick an aliens ass, so I clench my hands into fists, put them next to my body and let out a "chi blast" in the form of me yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" ....then the poop is expelled rather quickly and I hear a loud kerplonk in the toilet...the universe is once again saved.
HOLY FUCK WHAT?