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Jun 18 2013 01:13am
Quote (M0DS @ Jun 18 2013 12:08am)
racism is pretty funny dude

:mellow:

seen this one on jsp a while back

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

lol


racism? naggers arent a race....
how many n****** does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, one to screw in the lightbulb and one to drive the pink cadillac
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Jun 18 2013 01:14am
go to youtube.
SEARCH


dixon cider.
legend of zelda rap
and


or watch

anchorman. :)
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Jun 18 2013 01:15am
Quote (M0DS @ Jun 17 2013 10:57pm)
is any of this supposed to be funny?



you need a therapist..


fuck that he needs jezus
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go to youtube.
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dixon cider.
legend of zelda rap
and


or watch

anchorman. :)


just listen to anything that chubby guy with curly hair from pineapple express says, its gold
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Jun 18 2013 01:17am
here I lie

broken hearted


tried to shit

but only farted....





So one time I had like 2 room mates.......serious.... and I had bought a gallon of water my room mates got drunk that night and drank my whole gallon..... I was so furious I took his toothbrush and rubbed it in nasty places....
lol

the next morning he bought me a new gallon and water and apologized for drinking mine..... I felt like an asshole

This post was edited by abraham12888 on Jun 18 2013 01:20am
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Jun 18 2013 01:22am
Quote (abraham12888 @ Jun 18 2013 12:17am)
here I lie

broken hearted


tried to shit 

but only farted....





So one time I had like 2 room mates.......serious.... and I had bought a gallon of water my room mates got drunk that night and drank my whole gallon..... I was so furious I took his toothbrush and rubbed it in nasty places....
lol

the next morning he bought me a new gallon and water and apologized for drinking mine..... I felt like an asshole


wow over a gallon of water? dat seems a little steep man
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