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Jun 18 2013 12:59am
Quote (M0DS @ Jun 17 2013 10:57pm)
is any of this supposed to be funny?



you need a therapist..


yes it was, not funny enough though, and your a douche.

Looking for videos or pictures mostly.
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Jun 18 2013 01:00am
A husband and a wife decide that they each want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club, so they meet the pro and head to the driving range where he offers to give them some tips.

The man goes first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, “Not bad. Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife’s breast.”

The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says “Excellent!”

Now the woman takes her turn and she hits the ball 30 yards. The golf pro says “Hmmm, try holding the club like you hold your husband’s dick.”

She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. “Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth.”
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Jun 18 2013 01:00am
so much hostility already...but since we spammin....

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Jun 18 2013 01:06am
whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead n*****?
the dog has tire tracks leading up to it.
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Jun 18 2013 01:08am
Quote (twentytwelve2012 @ Jun 18 2013 11:36am)
whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead n*****?
the dog has tire tracks leading up to it.


racism is pretty funny dude

:mellow:

seen this one on jsp a while back

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

lol
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Niggas be like i swear im poor don8 with 20k on jsp
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