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Feb 28 2011 09:22am
Quote (RFD @ 28 Feb 2011 10:15)
Let me see how to get the cam to work, maybe i can :)


DO IT! :D
But don't get caught!
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Feb 28 2011 09:23am

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says harder. V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home


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Feb 28 2011 09:26am
Iso::

Pic under bed,

Iso:
Cham'd Griffons (( for me ))
cham + hel rune (( incase i cant find griffs , for me ))

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pic of stepdad kicking ur ass once he finds u.
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Feb 28 2011 09:26am
Anne frank was a jew back in ww2 running away from the nazi's... are yoiu a jew?

if you're a jew, shoot you're self,

14/88

This post was edited by newporg on Feb 28 2011 09:27am
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Feb 28 2011 09:34am
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Anne frank was a jew back in ww2 running away from the nazi's... are yoiu a jew?

if you're a jew, shoot you're self,

14/88


Crai plz.



Lol sorry, can't afford a gg camera atm.
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Feb 28 2011 09:35am
Quote (RFD @ Feb 28 2011 10:34am)
Crai plz.

http://i56.tinypic.com/25he15h.jpg

Lol sorry, can't afford a gg camera atm.


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Crai plz.

http://i56.tinypic.com/25he15h.jpg

Lol sorry, can't afford a gg camera atm.


lol

Btw your hand looks weird no?

This post was edited by joz123 on Feb 28 2011 09:36am
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Feb 28 2011 09:36am
wow. :locked:
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Feb 28 2011 09:36am
fuck school, do drugs
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Crai plz.

http://i56.tinypic.com/25he15h.jpg

Lol sorry, can't afford a gg camera atm.


lmao win
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