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Feb 28 2009 10:38pm
OK I WAS JUST MASTURBATE TODAY SOMEONE TOLD ME BEST FOR QUICK ORGASM TO TRY STICK SUMTHING IN UR BUTT
SO I STICK CHAPSTICK IN THERE 2 TRY N I FUKIN LOSE IT WTF DO I DO I CANT GET IT OUT
I HAVE SHIT ALL VOER MY FUKIN FINGERS N IM CRYN IRL RIGHT NOW
PLS TELL ME HOW TO GET IT OUT I DONT WANNA HAVE 2 TELL MYMPARENTS N GO TO HOSPITAL
PLEASE HELP ME IM CRYING RITE NOW
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Feb 28 2009 10:38pm
rofl
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Feb 28 2009 10:39pm
haha noob use some tweesers lol
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Feb 28 2009 10:39pm
looks like we have the topic of the night
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Feb 28 2009 10:39pm
Quote (karmose19 @ Sat, Feb 28 2009, 11:39pm)
haha noob use some tweesers lol


MY MOM HAVE A PAIR BUT THEY R IN BATROOM IM SCARE 2 STAND UP N WALK AROUND IT MITE GET STUCK FURTER
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Feb 28 2009 10:39pm
wait till u gotta take a shit
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Feb 28 2009 10:40pm
just shit it out. nothing else u can do really. lol this made my day
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Feb 28 2009 10:40pm
take a banana and stik it up ur ass aswell, should work
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Feb 28 2009 10:40pm
Take a clothes hanger heat it up a lil not too much and jam it in your pee hole, your ass will shoot it out.
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Feb 28 2009 10:40pm
Quote (karmose19 @ Sat, Feb 28 2009, 11:39pm)
haha noob use some tweesers lol


no plunger every bathroom has one
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