congrats?

Don't worry about him. He just stops by every day and posts 5 spam messages and then leaves the forum.

You have three options

1) Play the game by yourself, and wander around for hundreds of hours.
2) Read a guide
3) Play with a friend.

I would recommend 3-2-1 in that order.

Id do 2 1 3, get out of parish before cooping, thats where all the bb glitchers go

Fuck that shit.

Choice 1 is like jacking off for the first time.

Sure its exciting, but you have no idea what you are doing. Which leads to poor experiences.

Youre going to remake your character once or twice anyway. If the bb glitchers dont make him doit, capra will

Without a guide the boar will rape him.

After about 6 hours of that he will want to eat his own dick though a bendy straw.

or play batman arkham asylum / city

That game is complete fucking shit.

Not sure why people say it is good.

Fighting is fucking terrible.

You can easily skip the boar, gargoyles are the most rage worthy thing before capra. Theyre not so bad since the fight with them isnt bullshit even if its very difficult for a new player