I'm going to Jack in the Box right now. I'm going to get 2 tacos, 3 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers a value fry and 2 large chocolate milkshakes.

I slipped up and I have McDonald's on the way. I have 3 Big Macs, 4 Mc Doubles and a small order of fries. That should hold me off until the morning.

All I had today was a Grande Meal from Taco Bell. I drank a two liter of Diet Coke. I'm starving right now. God this diet sucks.

I slipped up today. Had four double deckers this morning. At lunch I cruised over to a Chinese buffet. I was there for three hours. I had four plates of chow mein with sweet and sour pork and chicken.

Some chicken nuggets and french fries. I kept going back for more. When I was ready for desert I had eight cheese cakes, three bowls of ice cream with sprinkles and gummy bears.

I ate five orders of chicken fries from Burger King and some chili cheese fries from Wendy's.

I don't want to get into the amount of malt milkshakes I had today. Dairy Queen does not exist.

I just had a salad today. Romaine lettuce with shredded carrots and sliced cucumbers. A block of shredded Cheddar cheese and a bag of croutons. I added three lbs. of bacon. I drained all of the grease and chopped it up into bacon bits. Boiled sixteen eggs and sliced them up thin.

I felt like this salad needed some meat other than bacon. I cooked three London Broils well done and sliced it. I layered the slices of steak evenly over the top portion of the salad.

Then I drizzled four bottles of Fat Free Italian Dressing over the top.

I felt good today.

Tomorrow I'm going to go for a two- three block jog.

I ate two large cheese pizzas from Dominoes this morning and six boxes of Betty Crocker brownies for lunch.

I didn't add cheese or peppers to the pizza and no nut on the brownies.

I ate three Big Macs for dinner with no sauce. (Only two baskets of fries.)

One chocolate milkshake.

I've cut down quite a bit. Today I had a fruit salad. That was it. I may have a pork chop tomorrow and five cheeseburgers and fries. I don't want to be like the other guys. I don't mind being fat as long as I still get paid for being the fat cat. The fat cat with that paper. You might see me... that fat man pulling them capers. It's BK in this ho. Better than Mc D's like dro vs. reggies and I say nig pls give me some of that fire and by fire I mean that Arbys give me that roast beef and if you don't like it you can you can just give me that cheese. Yeah give me that cheese and by cheese i mean Taco Bell. Give me that Bell so I can give you that smell. Foods gon be swell cuz food is the illest. BK is chillest and swollest as fuck yaknowatimean?

I went to 7-11 and had thirteen chicken and jalapeno cream cheese taquitos. I had nine bags of chili cheese nachos and fifteen hotdogs with cheese spread and mayo.

I give up on my diet. It's too hard. I keep watching television and seeing those scrumptious burgers and I can't resist.

I had to go to a hospital because my weight was getting out of control. Good news is I lost seventy-five lbs.