Ok, since this is a subject of actuality, I thought I'd make a topic to help you do it legally.
Please do not close this thread before you read it all, as this is humoristic and totally real.
I have a bot.
Yes, I admit it, I have a bot.
Actually, I have 2, but can only make one work, the other just refuses to work with the new version.
But before you think about getting a bot, you have to know that botting involves proficiency, as well as glyphing, muting and everything else.
For those familiar with muting and glyphing, you all know that you have to stay with items your range.
If you go higher than your muting level, it won't work.
Well, it goes the same with botting.
My bot has a level 7 proficiency.
But he can't drive or heal.
My bot can only do arena in lower level and cata on a melee character.
I had a bad experience using my bot on a monk, in arena, at a level where healing or regening was required...
I had to go out to feed the horses, so I was afk for 15-20 minutes.
Why not use the bot!!!
When I came back, my character was the same level with even less experience than before I went out of the house....
W""" T""" F""""
My bot told me he had died 3 times.....
omg.....
Then I clicked to see the chat log, and
MY BOT HAD DIED 9 TIMES!!!!!!!Bot are very sensitive also..
My bot almost cried when he saw that I was upset
So in order to reinstate the motivation on my bot, I had him level a character from 1 to 5.
Then the bot was happy again and willing to help more when needed...
When my bot is on in a cata game, he will not reply in chat.
In fact, I have the French version of it
For those interested in getting a bot, you also need to know they are not free.
But you need to know what currency to use.
My bot's currency is ice cream.
He will click as long as I want, as long as he gets ice cream afterwards
If you have any questions about my bot, feel free to post here.
I will not discuss my bot in private.
And don't worry if you are still thinking 'wtf' after reading this...
Think about my jsp name......