Okay so I made a new Rogue to slash the ladder and I named it scamball. I made it hardcore because in life there are no second chances. Once I was ready to slash, I grabbed a lemonade and scamball sauntered into the Catacombs, ready to wreak havoc on the baddies.

Instead, poor scamball got ambushed by a group of monsters. Little red numbers were flying left and right, and scamball crumpled into a heap on the Catacombs floor. He reached for his knife, but it was too late... a fiendish monster bit his head off!

R.I.P. scamball
5/26/09 - 5/26/09

scamball (Lvl: 1) Rogue
Hardcore
Exp: 0
30 Str, 60 Dex, 25 Int, 35 Vit
0 Kills, 1 Deaths
Last Played: 22 days, 5 hours ago


I am debating whether to slash again, but after my tragic experiences with scamball, I think I need some time to collect myself. I've given it three weeks so far, and now I think it may be time for scamball_II.

this made me laugh

Same here.

/e: Reminds me almost of those Loochi stories I've read.

This post was edited by MiddysReturn on Jun 17 2009 12:58am

And same here haha!

But seriously dude, you should have bought him (or now scamball_II) some tier III items to start with
Currently Equipped
rusted dagger
Damage: 5 to 8

No Armor

lightning I
Spell Damage: 1 to 12
Mana Cost: 5

No Accessory Charm

scamball liked his rusted knife because he thought it would give the monsters tetanus

Instead he never got a chance...

rofl :D

Just try to stay near Arena next time and run when your life goes down to half.

LOL.

Love it.

Cuteness, thanks!

hahaha, nice story