Preamble:
Have you ever wanted to be part of an association, but can't decide whether you want to be a Bad Guy or a Good Guy? Do you find yourself constantly rooting for Switzerland to win the world cup, the world series of baseball and possibly even world war 3 ... becausee neutrality is just that awesome?!? Well here is an association for you. No you don't need to spend any money, set up fancy vent software, borrow/xfer godly items, worship a giant sandwich (even if it is delicious) or even spend hours on end searching the market for inequities. I mean come on now, the Bad Guys Alliance doesn't even have an article about Slashing, blasphemy! That is like creating a BLT sandwich without bacon, lettuce and/or tomato. I mean if you wanted to play stock market the video game you could play VirtualTrader, UKs finest stock market simulation game. Now if you haven't already soiled yourself in excitement, you are probably asking yourself at this very moment: "Dano, this simply cannot be true ... every other post contains one of these topics!" I have a six step process that can make you a part of this sexcellent coalition:


Step 1: Get the Interweb!
Yeah it is on computers now! If you are reading this you probably already have it ...


Step 2: Pick a browser...
I have always preferred Firefox since LS2 came out, but Opera is pretty swell as well. If you really have no other option and are stuck at work or school, you can probably use IE(the interweb explorer).


Step 3: go to http://ladderslasher.d2jsp.org/

Just click on it...


Step 4: Log in

Username and password ... and a gold password if you have one.


Step 5: Create a Character

People have spent countless hours creating amazing guides for you: OMFG GUIDES! I attached the link for you, but hey we are indifferent right so I highly doubt we will ever really even read this topic, much less some guides. Just wing it, learn by failing... this game is all about failing!


Step 6: Click or Quit

At this point you really have two options at any given time. You can click on stuff... usually inside the combat arena. Sometimes it dies, sometimes you die ... and if you are lucky you might find some stuff. If at any point you no longer feel like clicking you can log off until you feel the need to click your mouse some more!

The BIG finish
I could bring up all sorts of charts and examples of people who have not shared items, scoured the marketplace for hours on end or even read this message board and have had successful ladder slashing careers. Aw man, just thinking about a totally awesome pie chart like that makes me kinda hungry. I just realized that I am excluded from the very coalition I have created... I'm going to go get some food, you should slash!

This post was edited by danomak on Mar 17 2008 07:11pm

I agree 100% Dano...


Pie is good

maybe my english is the poor, but i wasnt able to find out what the hell is this about... i dont see the main point of it T.T

to long regen time so he is bored

i too like pie

congratz with the alliance

are you going to have a screening process to make sure no one is good or bad?

Everyone has an Alliance of some sort these days, I wanted one:

http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=16231749&f=272&st=0

http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=14465121&f=42&st=0

The point is to be informative, but not that informative... because I'm pretty indifferent.




I thought about it, but then I realized I'm too lazy to get to know or care about any of the members.

This post was edited by danomak on Mar 17 2008 07:17pm

oh shit, than figured it out, just havent believed, that someone can throw out any fg cuz of that

Personally, the screening process should involve three pies, and three forks. Each fork is a different color, and each pie is a different flavor.



I think everyone sees where I'm going with this

This Alliance stuff is confusing.

Walls of text make me hungrry -- I may read it once i'm fed -- or I may not