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Sep 30 2010 12:09pm
Quote (juliusjuice @ Sep 30 2010 11:08am)
how will that decrease lag?

well i guess if everyone takes more breaks and lightens server load etc...


I heard from some crazy frenchman (benell), that Pauls next update will fix the internet, and all lag will disppear forever. :)
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Sep 30 2010 12:15pm
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I heard from some crazy frenchman (benell), that Pauls next update will fix the internet, and all lag will disppear forever. :)


The tubes are clogged. Add Draino.
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I heard from some crazy frenchman (benell), that Pauls next update will fix the internet, and all lag will disppear forever. :)


Paul has teamed up with Al Gore, the next update will also produce the Internet 2.0.



Quote (unicoke @ Sep 30 2010 01:49pm)
jsp is starting to piss me off with its fucking lag, died 4 times today on ls because of the shitty lag


Many of us have had bad lag the past week, there have been like 10 topics already. Not much we can do except not play the game?


I am also curious if the main LS server is the same one he is using to test the new patch, that could explain the lag and server crashes perhaps.

This post was edited by jlhromeo on Sep 30 2010 01:07pm
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Quote (Edball @ Sep 30 2010 11:15am)
The tubes are clogged. Add Draino.


They use tubes now?!

Here I thought it was just a couple tin cans and a bit of string.

So confused. :(
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Sep 30 2010 01:12pm
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Paul has teamed up with Al Gore, the next update will also produce the Internet 2.0.


If this is true, I will give away all my items, and quit jsp for legit.
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Quote (RITZ @ Sep 30 2010 12:12pm)
If this is true, I will give away all my items, and quit jsp for legit.


that doesn't even make sense.....
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Sep 30 2010 01:38pm
Quote (Snickrz @ Sep 30 2010 12:22pm)
that doesn't even make sense.....


I think the entire situation got confused when Sarah Palin waved at Russia while simultenously attempting to convince the American public to drill for oil in her Alaskan bush.

Good thing for Paul fixing the internet with the new update, or I might lose faith in all humanity.

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I think the entire situation got confused when Sarah Palin waved at Russia while simultenously attempting to convince the American public to drill for oil in her Alaskan bush.

Good thing for Paul fixing the internet with the new update, or I might lose faith in all humanity.


:rofl:

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speaking of :O
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Sep 30 2010 01:42pm
How many times do I have to repeat it before you will understand? The issue is not with my servers.

Let me put it into perspective:
If there were 100,000 people online playing Ladder Slasher, the hardware I have running it STILL wouldn't lag. (I've simulated it with tests.) Additionally, the internet pipe into my network is sufficient to handle that easily without any troubles.

None of these "lag issues" are related to anything with my hardware that runs Ladder Slasher or these forums. It's all ridiculously overkill. Welcome to the internet, enjoy your random laggy stay.

Jeez. :bonk:
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