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Jul 18 2013 12:27pm
most ppl wipe their bums, but i learned quickly at a very young age that wetting the toilet paper and dabbing it on your a-hole is much better. thoughts?
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Jul 18 2013 12:28pm
just ram the finger in and twirl
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Jul 18 2013 12:30pm
one time in college.. just kidding! it wasn't one time.
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Jul 18 2013 12:48pm
Why wipe if ur just gonna shit again the next day? Nonsense
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Jul 18 2013 12:54pm
if you truly want to test this out and decide which is the better way, remember to squat first before you start cleaning so your cheeks are completely spread apart and your a-hole completely open. lower your hand from the front, not behind and remember to lift your junk with the other hand. enjoy :)

This post was edited by ulfie24 on Jul 18 2013 12:55pm
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Jul 18 2013 12:54pm
nvm read wrong LOL

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Jul 18 2013 01:02pm
this method of cleaning is the way of the future."the old ways weren't working so it's up to us now to do what we have to.... to survive. and still i see no changes" - Tupac
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Jul 18 2013 01:03pm
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this method of cleaning is the way of the future."the old ways weren't working so it's up to us now to do what we have to.... to survive. and still i see no changes" - Tupac


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Jul 18 2013 01:09pm
someplaces have a stream of water shooting upwards and you use paper to wipe it dry and clean :lol: mostly the rich use this method
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Jul 18 2013 01:12pm
Quote (doomchaser @ Jul 18 2013 12:09pm)
someplaces have a stream of water shooting upwards and you use paper to wipe it dry and clean  :lol: mostly the rich use this method

There is a word for this....
It's at the tip of my bum..
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