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May 18 2013 10:36pm
Aight im here imma say hello

Imma play mellow

Eating some gray jello

Cuz im color blind

With another mind

Combined

With wine followed behind

A bottle of jack

With a model to snack

I call her now and later

Cuz now i ate her

And later imma hate her

But now im in love,

Shes fit like a glove

Hovering around her from above

Like a ghost, im from the west coast

Im the best host

Ill end up writing some shit,

Get these jsp haters to have a fit

When im feelin it feelin lit

Most of them are just a talker

Thats why nothing they ever say is a shocker

Most of them are a Gay Focker

Like ben stiller

Imma grab their girl, then kill her

Either way im jus have some fun

Who wants to play, anyone?






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May 18 2013 10:42pm
So many different things in that little rhyme, but you made it rhyme
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May 18 2013 10:54pm
Op took the time

To make things rhyme

but the subject changes

objected with the time

Crime to a poet

You know it's sour lime

but bestow the attempt

even though it's not the best

May you imply another try, or put your pen to rest...

This post was edited by Archer on May 18 2013 10:54pm
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May 18 2013 10:55pm
Quote (Archer @ May 18 2013 10:54pm)
Op took the time

To make things rhyme

but the subject changes

objected with the time

Crime to a poet

You know it's sour lime

but bestow the attempt

even though it's not the best

May you imply another try, or put your pen to rest...


MOTHA'!

FUCKIN'!

CHECK MATE!
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May 18 2013 10:57pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
and so is your face
while i strangle you
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May 18 2013 10:59pm
Quote (Xhenovos @ May 18 2013 11:57pm)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
and so is your face
while i strangle you


Roses are red
violets are blue
and so are my balls
after I chill with you
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May 18 2013 11:00pm
The inside of a black hole is vague shade of black due to the compression of color
Barney the Dinosaur is purple
I'll take a hot, steamy dump on your chest
And you'll like it.
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May 18 2013 11:01pm
Quote (Archer @ May 18 2013 09:54pm)
Op took the time

To make things rhyme

but the subject changes

objected with the time

Crime to a poet

You know it's sour lime

but bestow the attempt

even though it's not the best

May you imply another try, or put your pen to rest...


Imma shit on you, like i cant hold it like diahreah

Good bye see ya,

The shit you speak is weak,

Take a seat, you sound like a broken record on repeat

You must be in heat, thats why your so easy to get fucked

The rhymes you wrote sucked

Wow, you i wish i knew how, you had the idea to come at me now

Im drunk, and you smell like a skunk, and everything you say is junk

You're just a punk, i should toss you in a trunk

And throw you in the ocean, and make you like a ship that has sunk.
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May 18 2013 11:01pm
Chulips are yellow
tsullips are pink
I like it in the butt
and so do you..
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May 18 2013 11:02pm
Quote (the09resurrect @ May 19 2013 12:00am)
The inside of a black hole is vague shade of black due to the compression of color
Barney the Dinosaur is purple
I'll take a hot, steamy dump on your chest
And you'll like it.


A modern Shakespeare has risen from a magma bath.
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