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Jul 7 2011 12:42pm
ive never had sex with her, she says we are both virgins


she is pregnant and is claiming it is a miracle


what do i do?
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Jul 7 2011 12:43pm
Start your own religion
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Jul 7 2011 12:43pm
get a gun .
find the fucker who had sex with ur gf .
u got a gun so do wut u wanna do.
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Jul 7 2011 12:44pm
Quote (313Matt @ Jul 7 2011 06:43pm)
Start your own religion


??? oddly her name is mary so the religion already exists

should i try and contact the vatican?

Quote (charlyak @ Jul 7 2011 06:43pm)
get a gun .
find the fucker who had sex with ur gf .
u got a gun so do wut u wanna do.


sit down and talk with him and ask him what happened?
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Jul 7 2011 12:44pm
raise it like your own
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Jul 7 2011 12:45pm
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??? oddly her name is mary so the religion already exists

should i try and contact the vatican?



sit down and talk with him and ask him what happened?


Either the Vatican or an exorcist
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Jul 7 2011 12:46pm
Quote (MrJoshua @ Jul 7 2011 02:44pm)
??? oddly her name is mary so the religion already exists

should i try and contact the vatican?



sit down and talk with him and ask him what happened?


if u wanna take it that way , sure .
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Jul 7 2011 12:47pm
GO FISHING WITH A RUSTY COAT HANGER
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Jul 7 2011 12:48pm
Quote (MrJoshua @ Jul 7 2011 02:42pm)
ive never had sex with her, she says we are both virgins


she is pregnant and is claiming it is a miracle


what do i do?


Dump her ass, she is a slut.
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#10
Jul 7 2011 12:49pm
dont dump her maybe she got pregnant off a toilet seat
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