America > England
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there : ) are you ..............?
(A) male looking for male
(B) male looking for a female
(C) female looking for a male
(D) female looking for a female
(E) Horny male looking for male
(F) Horny male looking for female
(G) Horny female looking for male
(H) Horny female looking for a female
You: HI.
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
You:
Stranger: ouch
You: Yeah. :/
Stranger: trying to be efficiant
You: Did I touch a sensitive spot?
Stranger: lol, where you trying, cause I'm not really into that shit here
You: Ehh?
You: Try rephrasing that shitty English.
Stranger: wow, where are you from?
You: Probably America.
You: Where the fuck are you from, Zulu? Africa?
You: Learn English.
Stranger: fucking boy lovers
Stranger: england you ass
You: I'm not gay, fuckface.
You: England.
You: Lol.
You: What a fucking joke.
Stranger: maybe, but its not that funny since you have a black president and your country is going straight down the shitter
Stranger: I'm cracking up
You: Stranger is typing...
Stranger: sucks for you
You: Stranger is typing...
You: Stranger is typing...
You: How fucking long did it take for you to type that?
You: God damn.
You: You're fucking stupid.
You: Good day.
You: Please Alt-F4 life.
Stranger: not you you its not
Stranger: are you serious right now?
Stranger: computer jokes?
You: not you you its not
You: What the fuck is that?
You: Some British code?
Stranger: I'm guessing your like a buck 20, glasses, never been laid before
Stranger: am I close?
You: Ehh. No.
You: Good try though.
Stranger: contacts?
You: Keep trying.
You: Just failing even harder.
Stranger: bloody wanker
You: Lol.
You: Speaking of wanking.
Stranger: your country is doomed and your laughing
You: Your mother's handjobs are terrible.
Stranger: how do you sleep at night?
Stranger: you should probably just go fight another war somewhere
You: How do I sleep at night?
You: With your mother's mouth on my shaft.
You: gg.
Stranger: make is just as meaningless, and just as expensive, your already so far dead, theres no coming back
You: Stranger is typing...
You: Please, I speak English.
You: Keep trying, though.
You: How fucking slow are you?
You: It takes you up to a minute to type a mere sentence.
You: H o l y S h i t
You: Fucking hurry up!
You: Stranger is typing...
You: Stranger is typing...
You: Stranger is typing...
You: Stranger is typing...
You: Stranger is typing...
You: Stranger is typing...
You: Stranger is typing...
You: Stranger is typing...
You: You've got 20 seconds.
You: 19.
You: 18.
Stranger: I can copy paste shit too
You: 17.
You: 16.
You: Grats.
You: Thought that was too complex for your ape-mind.
You: 20
You: 19
You: 18
Stranger: go suck a dick you faggot
You: 17
You: 16
You: Ohh.
You: Good one.
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