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Aug 28 2018 04:03pm
Quote (Ep0ch @ 28 Aug 2018 16:01)
Shoulda quit when I gave you the out.

Now you're mine. Boy'


You need help

Not just a doctor you need a team

Holding conferences about you, their only priority for months
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Aug 28 2018 04:04pm
Quote (death_knight @ Aug 28 2018 05:03pm)
You need help

Not just a doctor you need a team

Holding conferences about you, their only priority for months


What makes you think I don't have a team already?




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Wanna know a secret?

















































On Saturdays the entire team gimps out. (but im the only one who gets the kilt)

This post was edited by Ep0ch on Aug 28 2018 04:04pm
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Aug 28 2018 05:48pm
Quote (Condemn @ Aug 28 2018 05:52pm)
what they do understand is size

and when a male is not noticably larger than them they are repulsed


Some tall girls like small boys.
Society makes girl want taller boys.

This is not a very important thing.
There is nothing in tall boys that small boys don't have.

Girls are humans.
And humans like life.
Stupid right handed males aren't a good choice for beautiful girls.
Beautiful girls prefere intelligent boys like me.

Intelligence isn't about brain circumference.
Intelligence is about REASON and ART.

You are an idiot if you think otherwise.

Girls love intelligent boys.
Not tall boys.

Because tall boys are idiots that use and abuse of their right hand and right foot.

Tall boys are always right handed.
Except if they are Jews.
Or if they are Homo subtiliter.


Never forget that.
Most of the tall boys are idiot that can't draw a picture.
Most of the tall boys are idiot, only governed by their reason.

Tall boys are going to destroy the boys if you let them destroy the world.
There is something wrong in their brain.
There is a disease, a mental illness in their brain.

Tall boys are useful to carry rocks and boulders.
But they are very bad to think.
Look at you.

Look at you, my friend.
What have you accomplished in the last 10 years?

Nothing.

You accomplished nothing because you are tall.

Catholics and protestants can't see that.
Christians can't see that.
Because they see past, present, and future.

They don't see accomplished/unaccomplished.


Catholics are idiots.
And protestants are idiots too.
Trust me.
Trust the Jewish non-Jewish Homo subtiliter.

Don't trust the Catholicos

Tall guys are idiots.
Unless they are Jews or Homo subtiliter or perhaps sunnites.

Albert Einstein wasn't tall.
Marcel Dassault wasn't tall.
Freud wasn't tall.


Look at reality, man.

Tall guys are retarded.
Tall guys are deeply idiots.
Tall guys are all dumb.


J K Rowling isn't tall.

Good guys aren't tall.
Bad guys are tall.

If you care about the world, then man, don't be tall.
The smaller you are, the best it is.



Everybody knows it in Muslim cultures.
Tall guys are the dumbest guys in the world.












Everybody knows it in Muslim cultures.
Tall guys are the dumbest guys in the world.


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This post was edited by Chevaucheur on Aug 28 2018 06:00pm
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Aug 28 2018 11:33pm
Quote (death_knight @ Aug 29 2018 07:30am)
Still don't see how this is supposed to be a troll.. people are attracted to personality as much as looks if not more as far as a real relationship is concerned

Actually thinking a girl says no because of an inch or two of height is ridiculous besides nobody actually believes op is hitting a hottie in the past fifty years


how many times do I have to say that this is not a troll

everything i say is very legit and truthful
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Aug 29 2018 03:03am
J K Rowling is the best man
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Aug 29 2018 03:09am
funny post :D
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Aug 29 2018 07:51am
Quote (Thomas Cross @ Aug 29 2018 07:09pm)
funny post :D


this is not comical, I am offering some valuable life advice to all manlets in the 5'8-5'11 range
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Aug 29 2018 10:03am
Fake news. She would have filled up on sushi before leaving. / 10.
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Aug 29 2018 11:35am
Quote (Scherzer @ Aug 29 2018 11:03am)
Fake news. She would have filled up on sushi before leaving. / 10.



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