Quote (Queso @ Mar 10 2017 01:36pm)
In short, I would save the planet. I would take ownership of every aquifer on the planet, then fill in every well. That shit should be protected, as that water is ancient and virtually non-renewable.
If anyone wants fresh water they can pipe it from a lake or river. Or they can recycle their dirty water through reverse osmosis. And to be clear, if you're a hermit out in a cabin in the woods with a personal well, I would let that shit slide. But if you're sucking massive amounts of water out of the ground nonstop for corporate agriculture or some other business endeavor, you're a dick. Of course I'm not looking to destabilize society with a sudden food shortage so I'd give farmers 5 years to find their own water before I cut them off.
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