so you see this really cool girl coming in front of you. you say: Hello! then one of these might happen:
1 she says 'Do I know you?' you say: Wana get a coffee with me ?
2 she says 'Hello' back, then tries to move on. Be fast, say: Wanna get a coffee with me ?
3 she goes away saying nothing - you lost cause she thinks you're ugly

doing this with a smile should help

This post was edited by the_rest on Aug 8 2016 11:22pm

Let me guess, the_rest is history?

Yet you don't have any girl? I cannot even fathom such a concept with such a remarkable pickup line.

"Hey look Im tired of the chase, so suck my dick"

i'm playin pokemon go, can i catch u?

lets commit suicide together

lol, in this game are their like ultra balls and master balls too?

Jesus Christ Aaron. You need help

I just shit in my pants; can I get into yours?

Baby my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold that shit in