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Jul 1 2015 07:43pm
Goodnight my good folks! Please leave advice about what I should do regarding this issue!


Until next time friends!

:D ;)
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Quote (JahovahWitness @ Jul 1 2015 09:43pm)
Goodnight my good folks! Please leave advice about what I should do regarding this issue!


Until next time friends!

:D ;)


Oh how could I forget!

Should I get a metal or soft commode? They have those in stock that are able to hold a very heavy man like me.

So please let me know my friends!

Thank you! :D ;) XD


Toodles #OvermyerEmpire! :D ;)
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Jul 1 2015 07:49pm
If Jonathan Overmeyer shat in the woods, would anyone know?
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Jul 1 2015 07:59pm
Quote (Hubris @ Jul 2 2015 01:49am)
If Jonathan Overmeyer shat in the woods, would anyone know?


His overflowing diaper would forfuckingsure
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Jul 1 2015 07:59pm
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His overflowing diaper would forfuckingsure


:rofl:
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Jul 1 2015 08:06pm
...remove what's left of the broken toilet and just crap directly into the pipe .
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Quote (JahovahWitness @ Jul 1 2015 08:05pm)
Ugh!

Just thought I would share this with you folks. I feel so embarrassed and ashamed. I lost weight as of recent times thanks to the diet my nurse Carol put on me. But for some odd reason I just sat down on the toilet and I heard cracking and the front part of it broke and now the toilet is basically ruined. There is water on the floor in the bathroom and I am just in an upset mood now.

Has this ever happened to anyone else?

I literally came back to my home the other day after being in a nursing home for days so I don't see how me being lighter now since I lost weight would cause this toilet to break since it got a rest from me sitting on it for days....

Carol is cleaning the bathroom but how am I going to explain this to Gertrude, Paulie, And Ernie when they get home.

Because this is not the first time this happened. I am just so embarrassed right now and frustrated.

At least it didn't cut me like last time when it broke. That is one positive thing about this. I am thinking about investing in a metal toilet or perhaps my own commode. Most likely a heavy duty commode that can support my weight. At least then I won't have to worry about these very delicate and fragile toilets breaking on me and then having to spend money fixing them and going to the hassle of only having 2 bathrooms available. My home has 3 bathrooms but now we will only have 2 now thanks to my bad luck.


Well what do you all think. Should I get a commode? Time for one or what?


Let me know your opinions my friends.

Sincerely, Johnathan Overmyer


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Jul 1 2015 08:38pm
Quote (Fix_ME @ 2 Jul 2015 11:59)
His overflowing diaper would forfuckingsure


lol
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Jul 1 2015 08:44pm
Flamingo brand is your best bet. They can custom make one for you.
I've had the same one since 2003. Never a crack much less broken in 12 years.
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Quote (JahovahWitness @ Jul 1 2015 07:12pm)
I try to my friend but it is very hard for me! I begin to pant and heavy breathe. Right now I am on a diet from my nurse Carol. And yes thank for the advice because posts like this do help my self-esteem and make me garner self-respect for my self. And I will keep fighting the good fight my friend. I will continue to overcome the odds through adversity! :D ;) XD

Thank you again Mr. Chemoshots my good friend, you are truly an inspirational poster and a great human being.


Welcome to working out. :rofl:
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