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Oct 30 2011 01:56pm
Quote (JoeNTMY @ 30 Oct 2011 12:54)
Is this a serious post?


yes

Quote (MFS @ 30 Oct 2011 12:47)
Don't they gotta work pretty fast with such things? i remember my bedroom had some, they tore the wall down and it was fixed within 2 weeks after i called them :/

What the hell do you gotta do when a turd presses?


they gave us a motel @ holiday inn express they paid for it for 3weeks they still not finish with bathroom, + halloween is up, the contractor/etc nt been working

it's pretty fun tho pissing in bottles lol
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Oct 30 2011 01:59pm
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they gave us a motel @ holiday inn express they paid for it for 3weeks they still not finish with bathroom, + halloween is up, the contractor/etc nt been working

it's pretty fun tho pissing in bottles lol


Like how u avoid my statement.

Only thing u have succeeded at, is becoming the most hated/idiotic person in GC.
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Oct 30 2011 02:00pm
Quote (HighschoolTurd @ Oct 30 2011 08:56pm)
yes



they gave us a motel @ holiday inn express they paid for it for 3weeks they still not finish with bathroom, + halloween is up, the contractor/etc nt been working

it's pretty fun tho pissing in bottles lol


Damn brother, you need to get some pussy!
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Oct 30 2011 02:00pm
Quote (HighschoolTurd @ Oct 30 2011 08:56pm)
yes



they gave us a motel @ holiday inn express they paid for it for 3weeks they still not finish with bathroom, + halloween is up, the contractor/etc nt been working

it's pretty fun tho pissing in bottles lol


So you gotta shit in a hole in ur yard? Would be hard to hit a bottle lul
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Oct 30 2011 02:02pm
Quote (MFS @ 30 Oct 2011 13:00)
So you gotta shit in a hole in ur yard? Would be hard to hit a bottle lul


i actually just get a fred meyer/safeway sack and a roll and go hide in the backyard under the bushes, lol so people/neighbors cant see me how there windows while im squatting
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Oct 30 2011 02:06pm
god will punish you for torturing and sexually abusing innocent plastic bottles

This post was edited by ForsakenNz on Oct 30 2011 02:06pm
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Oct 30 2011 02:08pm
Quote (HighschoolTurd @ Oct 30 2011 09:02pm)
i actually just get a fred meyer/safeway sack and a roll and go hide in the backyard under the bushes, lol so people/neighbors cant see me how there windows while im squatting


Be glad ur place isn't snowy lol. ur ass would freeze haha :P
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Oct 30 2011 02:10pm
Quote (HighschoolTurd @ Oct 30 2011 02:15pm)
Lol, so I quit masterbating for about 5days (cause sexual sin is bad/etc) my life is so much better when I don't commit sexual sin, but tonight I had a lucid dream of me at a hotel and some girl (apparently my girlfriend) was sleeping next to my bed and we like talked for 2-3hours and like apparently she wanted to have "sex" but I told her no, because we were not married, and then like I remember her crawling over to my bed, but then I don't remember the rest of the dream? and (I hope I didn't have sex with her would be bad) but I kept on sleeping a good night, so I Am not sure if If I did, but im glad I don't know, and yeah, for all you people with sexual sin I suggest you stop it now, it's not worth it and it will kill eventually make your life a living disaster IMO,

just wanted to share this story with u all thanks


Never having sex is whats going to kill you in my opinion.
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Oct 30 2011 02:12pm
Quote (carmelhockey @ 30 Oct 2011 13:10)
Never having sex is whats going to kill you in my opinion.


Lol? made no sense
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Oct 30 2011 02:12pm
Quote (Puls3 @ 30 Oct 2011 13:40)
That's not a lucid dream... You could have snapped your figners and made her dissapear. Then you would have flown off somewhere and then give yourself an orgy with the hottest girls.

You just had a vivid dream, not a lucid one


Kid doesn't know the difference.
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