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May 18 2013 01:53am
Quote (Band @ May 18 2013 07:44am)
This is not possible, you must be 14.


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May 18 2013 02:26am
Just be careful, crazy bitches can come in pairs & it's amplified when it comes as a mother/ daughter combo. You don't wanna wind up havin the mom try to get you to date her 16 yr. old daughter that lied & said she was 19 & her mom went with it, then later on the mom tries to get you to sign the birth certificate for her grandbaby & tells you that she's almost 17 & please don't breakup with her.

This happened to my lil brother bout 3 yrs ago, there's quite a few details I left out to shorten it, he finally broke it off with her almost a year ago. Her mom is fkn batshit & wanted to bang me but I never knew & she was over 40 so I didn't have her in my sights. She did bang my buddy & she became his sugar momma for awhile, I have a awesome story bout a day at the lake a few yrs ago.

We wanted to smoke a joint & her 6 yr. old son kept tryin to be around us & wouldn't listen when we told him to go away so we told him the turkey vultures that swarm the lakes in Texas during the summer to feed on scraps would come & pick up bad little boys that don't listen & he started crying in fear & said " The birds are gonna take me?" He ran away so fast, it was fkn hilarious.
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May 18 2013 05:35pm
daughter was 21+ cuz no T on hand.


except.. my bad. was drunk at the time.
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May 18 2013 05:36pm
sorry but I didnt understand a single fuck LOL
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May 18 2013 05:37pm
Why are you trying to bang your mom
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