Today at lunch I drove my lil sports car over to a chinese food place and park in the middle of 5 empty spaces.
Walk in, order, wait 5 minutes for my food and head back outside.
There's a black AMG Benz parked 6 inches from my passenger side.
Sure enough the dolt had opened his car door into the side of mine, left a nice sized black paint mark/scratch in my door.

So i pulled out my keys and walk from his headlights to his taillights leaving a nice gouge in his paint the entire way.

Fuck that guy.

hey men u fuk wit me car i keel jew

calling cops on u enjoy prison

They'll never take me alive!

its ok once some bitch parked about 6" from my passenger door so my fiance couldn't get in my car without me pulling forward, idk how she got out cus it was her drivers door next to my passenger..but anyways i keyed "learn to park bitch" in her door. now she parks at end of parking lot by herself

ok

this never happened

yer it did

Just happened