Stranger: Can I trust you?
You: Yes
You: With anything
You: Go ahead, confess to murder.
Stranger: Why thank you. I'm taking a poll.
Stranger: And I would, but I haven't killed anyone lately.
You: who did you kill?
Stranger: I've never killed. Just a joke.
You: Are you glad micheal jackson is dead?
Stranger: Maybe next week I'll have murder to confess to
And not especially. I personally believe we lost him a long time ago
You: Me too.
Stranger: I'm very sad Billy mays is dead.
You: the advert guy?
Stranger: Yes
You: theres always repeats
Stranger: Lol yes there are
Stranger: So, are you a murderer? Murderess?
You: yes
You: i enjoy the pleasure of feeling warm blood
Stranger: Ooh, kinky.
You: Yer i suppose
You:
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6259/berssa1pm.jpgYou: am i good looking?
You: be honest
You: i just cant seem to get girls, whats wrong with me?
You: am i attracting to men more with my sense of style?
Stranger: You're cute.....but not handsome. And I'm a woman hun
You: but cute in a bad way i guess
Stranger: Not in a bad way. I'd say, be confident. Dress sharply, good hygiene, and make sure to drink lots of water. It's Earth's miracle
You: asl?
You: im 13/m/cali
Stranger: 15/f/WA 16 next month
You: ooo sweet
You: ever seen the president in real life?
Stranger: Nope. Met the Jonas Brothers and Jordin Sparks though.
Stranger: The "Bros" were disappointing, she was AMAZING
You: hmm
You: guess right person to ask then
You: reacon rhianna was wrong to go back to chris brown?
You: since he did beat her
Stranger: No, I think that she is genuinely giving him a second chance, and I know that if he does it again she'll leave. She's smart.
You: but loves a funny thing
You: they put up with it hoping it will get better
You: and it never may
Stranger: Love is complicated, and I doubt you've ever felt it. I haven't.
Stranger: I thought I did when I was 13, of course, but time cures you of silly beliefs.
You: nah i havent
Stranger: Well I'm off. Remember, water
Your conversational partner has disconnected.