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May 18 2011 01:20am
I just started JKD class like two weeks ago, it would be cool to meet some friends on here who are trained in the same style/ compare/ learn/ etc


lmk///feel free to post your style/vids/etc
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May 18 2011 03:48am
Quote (MrJoshua @ May 18 2011 07:20am)
I just started JKD class like two weeks ago, it would be cool to meet some friends on here who are trained in the same style/ compare/ learn/ etc


lmk///feel free to post your style/vids/etc


My style is getting drunk and laughing at your fancy chinese bull shit before bearhugging + 1 shotting your scrawn ass, then falling down after / pissing myself.

Mad larper?
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May 18 2011 03:51am
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My style is getting drunk and laughing at your fancy chinese bull shit before bearhugging + 1 shotting your scrawn ass, then falling down after / pissing myself.

Mad larper?


well i look to martial arts recreationally or for sport


if you truly tried to harm me outside of a dojo, i would just whip out my .45 and unload the magazine into your groin


buy seriously is anyone else schooled in JKD?


or any other martial art, even boxing although it is limited by rules.
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May 18 2011 03:52am
Quote (MrJoshua @ May 18 2011 09:51am)
well i look to martial arts recreationally or for sport


if you truly tried to harm me outside of a dojo, i would just whip out my .45 and unload the magazine into your groin


buy seriously is anyone else schooled in JKD?


or any other martial art, even boxing although it is limited by rules.


Tbh bro, you're not the only one with a gun, just saying, nn get tough now.
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My style is getting drunk and laughing at your fancy chinese bull shit before bearhugging + 1 shotting your scrawn ass, then falling down after / pissing myself.

Mad larper?


I got tough?


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May 18 2011 03:53am
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I got tough?


:laugh:


You totally did man, LOL.

tried to sound all cool "Yeah I don't fight, I just whip out mah piece and ur ded"

You sound like you're in a fucking 50-cent video, chill out scrawn
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May 18 2011 03:57am
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You totally did man, LOL.

tried to sound all cool "Yeah I don't fight, I just whip out mah piece and ur ded"

You sound like you're in a fucking 50-cent video, chill out scrawn


i was just trying to put it into a realistic perspective for you, in hopes that it would keep you from "pissing" yourself




srsly brah with 60% warn why can you even post here, lawl
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Quote (MrJoshua @ May 18 2011 09:57am)
i was just trying to put it into a realistic perspective for you, in hopes that it would keep you from "pissing" yourself




srsly brah with 60% warn why can you even post here, lawl


ok well just so you know, posting bull shit like this will get you flamed.

JKD is a laughable MA, like TKD. It is full of larpers, like you. Post about this, and you get trolled.

As for putting this in perspective, tell you what kiddo, shoot someone's groin and sit next to a big buff negro for 20 years.

Hope your jeet kun do is good enough to block his massive meat stick from pummeling you every night. LOL

stay small
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May 18 2011 04:09am
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ok well just so you know, posting bull shit like this will get you flamed.

JKD is a laughable MA, like TKD. It is full of larpers, like you. Post about this, and you get trolled.

As for putting this in perspective, tell you what kiddo, shoot someone's groin and sit next to a big buff negro for 20 years.

Hope your jeet kun do is good enough to block his massive meat stick from pummeling you every night. LOL

stay small


nah srsly brah


you obviously have no respect or understand of martial arts, or seemingly even life in general

stay nievely over exaggerated
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May 18 2011 04:14am
Quote (MrJoshua @ May 18 2011 10:09am)
nah srsly brah


you obviously have no respect or understand of martial arts, or seemingly even life in general

stay nievely over exaggerated


I have stated all facts and I will list them for you:
1. shooting someone in the groin is assault with a deadly weapon, a good lawyer will nail you for attempted murder. 20 years - life.
2. Jeet kune do is a bull shit MA that is not effective, that is why no top fighter is currently using it.
3. You are an idiot for even training JKD, because of #2.


Looking forward to you trying to dispute this
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