Drake the type of nigga that farts into a toilet and flushes it.
Drake the type of nigga that would blow on some soup before spoon feeding it to his homies.
Drake the type of nigga that brings binoculars on an outing in case he sees any rare birds.
Drake the type of nigga that eats phallic shaped foods in one mouthful.
Drake the type of nigga that ties his shoes without bending his knees.
Drake the type of nigga that waves with both hands.
Drake the type of nigga that licks his finger before turning the page.
Drake the type of nigga that comes out a shower with a towel rapped around his head.
Drake the type of nigga that comes up behind his homeboy and puts his hands over their eyes saying "guess who?".
Drake the type of nigga that waits for the walking signal when the road is clear.
Drake the type of nigga that sings while sitting on the toilet.
Drake the type of nigga that kiss his mom on the lips.
Drake's the type of nigga to have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Drake the type of nigga that orders dessert and shares it with his homie.
Drake that typa nigga dat eats an ice cream one lick at a time
Drake the type of nigga that wash the dishes after every meal
Drake the type of nigga that knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

This post was edited by sMACKTRiCKz on Sep 13 2013 04:35am

Drake the type of nigga that knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Drake's the type of nigga to hold the door open for a stranger when they're 10 metres behind him
DRAKE THAT NIGGA WHO TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF AND FOLDS IT BEFORE FUCKING A HOE
Drake the type of nigga that like OP is a massive faggot
drake the type of nigga that hook up with a bitch at the club and ask afterwards "what are we?(:"
Drake the type of nigga that is a massive faggot
drakes the type of nigga that asks permission before entering a women
Drake the type of nigga that never missed a day of school.
Drake the type of nigga that wipes his dick with toilet paper after he pees
Drakes the type of Nigga who buys other rappers albums in bulk to help boost their sales
drakes the type of nigga thats only looking for long term relationship
drake the type of nigga to stay in the classroom during recess
drakes the type of nigga that will kiss a girl on the hand
Drake the type of nigga that hold his niggas shit while they go to the bathroom
drakes the type of nigga that will gaurd the wallets at the beach
Drake's the type of nigga who sprays perfume in the air then skips through it

Drake the type of nigga that goes to bed early on weekdays.
drakes the type of nigga that will put the seat up for his hoe
drakes the type of nigga that eats the suggested serving size
Drake the type of nigga that wears a condom before he gets a bj
Drake's the type of nigga who brings extra brings extra sweatshirts incase his Homies get cold
Drake the type of nigga that eats watermelon with fork and knife.
Drake's the type of nigga whokeeps tissues in his pocket incase he see's someone crying so he can offer them one
Drake the type of nigga who holds your hand while crossing the street
Drake the type of nigga who showers with his homies to save water
Drake the type of nigga that eats his ice cream with sprinkles
Drake the type of nigga that says bless you after you sneeze.
Drakes the type of nigga who kees tampons in his bag in case any of his female friends forgot to bring some out.
Drake the type of nigga who rides a hybrid to the club
drake the type of nigga who always splits the bill with his homies
Drake the type of nigga who kisses his homies on the cheeck.
Drakes the type of nigga to ask you if it's okay if he rolls down the windows in his car
Drake the type of nigga who steps on your shoes and cleans them for you
drake the type of nigga who is always there when his homies need a shoulder to cry on

Drake the type of nigga who cooks a girl breakfast after sex
Drake the type of nigga who rings his homies and goes "no you hang up first!"
drake the type of nigga who always remembers his homies birthdays
Drake the type of nigga that will let his homies eat the last slice of pizza
Drake the type of nigga to say "I love you" on the first date.
Drake the type of nigga who hugs his homies from behind
Drake the type of nigga that babysits for his family members.
Drake the type of nigga who goes to stripclubs and tells the woman "You don't have to do this"
drake the type of nigga who will hold an umbrella for his homies
Drake the type of nigga who slaps your ass and says good job
Drake the type of nigga to lay down his jacket over a puddle for his homies
Drake the type of nigga that washes his hands after petting his dog
Drake the type of nigga who thinks Miley Cyrus is being exploited.
Drake the type of nigga who will stsy after a barbeque to help clean up
Drake the type of nigga who buys organic food
drake the type of nigga to share his kit kat with his homies
Drake the type of nigga that has diarrhea quietly.
Drake the type of nigga to hug you after he just saw you moments ago

This post was edited by sMACKTRiCKz on Sep 13 2013 04:38am

Drake the type of nigga to high five you with both hands...then lock fingers.
Drake the type of nigga who asks for a girls email
Drake the type of nigga that buys the swaggiest of new shoes for his homies
drake the type of nigga that will walk his homies to the door and say goodnight
Drake the type of nigga who shares an ice cream with his homies
Drake the type of nigga that cries when he sees Animal Cruelty commercials.
Drake the type of nigga that says make yourself at home
Drake the type of nigga that makes the bed at hotels before he checks out.
Drake the type of nigga that says "you're looking so good!" after seeing a distant friend
Drake the type of nigga who spits his gum into a napkin and holds it untill he comes across a trash can
Drake the type of nigga to walk in on his homies having sex and stay there for moral support
Drake the type of nigga who goes to a concert and sits on his homies shoulders.
>drake the type of nigga that says,"Ahh", after every sip of kool-aid he drinks
Drake the type of nigga to text his homies good night
Drake the type of nigga who complains about basketball shorts being too long.
Drake the type of nigga who buys a margarita at the club
drake the type of nigga who lets his homies have a sip of his drink
Drake the type of nigga that collects all 7 dragonballs and wishes his ex finds a good man

He's Caucasian.

Drake the type of nigga to use signatures and emoticons when texting guys
Drake the type of nigga who always laughs at his homies jokes even when theyre terrible
drake the type of nigga who knows when hes had too much to drink
Drake the type of nigga that wears pajamas to bed.
Drake the type of nigga to take a shit in the shower so the toilet doesn't feel #insecurr
drake the type of nigga who is always designated driver
Drake the type of nigga who asks his homies if they want a sip of his drink, because it is just so delicious.
Drake the type of nigga to be the designated and pretend to be drunk out of solidarity
Drake the type of nigga who volunteers to be goalie
Drake the type of nigga who asks to referee the game
drake the type of nigga that lets little kids beat him at a game
Drake the type of nigga who throws his hands up in the club and says "dis my songgggg"
Drake the type of nigga who checks the weather before going out.
Drake the type of nigga that ordered a snuggie for himself.
Drake the type of nigga who goes to clubs to dance
Drake the type of nigga to not bang a hoe if his homie wants her
Drake the type of nigga who asks everyone to put on their seat belts
Drake the type of nigga who says toodles before he leaves

Drake the type of nigga to be in to coaching high school and middle school wrestling
Drake the type of nigga to rush in between complete strangers hugging each other
drake the type of nigga who looks both ways before crossing the road
Drake the type of nigga who doesn't copy and paste the words he's going to repeat in posts
Drake the type of nigga who finds out his friend got laid and calls him the next morning saying "OMG you slut, tell me the details NOW"
Drake the type of nigga who goes to the beach to get his tan on
Drake the type of nigga to not be nigga and a white middle class high school kid.
Drake the type of nigga who would fuck suck this huge cock
Drake the type of nigga that maintains eye contact with you when you glance at him.
Drake the type of nigga who raises his hand to speak
drake the type of nigga who cries after sex
Drake the type of nigga who crosses his legs when he sits
Drake the type of nigga to consider middle upper class white jewish school and Degrassi, "the bottom"
Drake the type of nigga to realize that ppl die and live yo, and like no one knows if there rlly is an afterlife
drake the type of nigga who sits down to pee
Drake the type of nigga that pulls his pants down to his legs and lifts his shirt up when he pisses.
Drake the type of nigga to lose on a multiplayer game on purpose so his homie wont get upset
Drake the type of nigga who seeds his torrents

Drake the type of nigga to kiss dogs on the mouth
drake the type of nigga who rustles his homies hair
Drake the type of nigga who goes to the club to find "the one"
Drake the type of nigga that offers to give you a ride when you don't need it.
Drake the type of nigga that congratulates the opposing cod team for being more skilled then he.
Drake the type of nigga who drives the speed limit in the desert
Drake the type of nigga who claps when he argues
Drake the type of nigga that says "I'm sorry officer" when pulled over even if he doesn't do shit
Drake the type of nigga that holds drinks with his pinky out.
drake the type of nigga that only shakes twice
Drake the type of nigga that plays Mortal Kombat with the blood turned off.
Drake the type of nigga that picks the retard kid first so he doesn't get picked last
Drake the type of nigga that watches the notebook and eats ice cream when he gets depressed.
drake the type of nigga that be on pornhub doing searches for personality
Drake the type of nigga that listens to his girlfriend when she tells him something.
Drake the type of nigga that mains Soraka.
Drake the type of nigga that won't call you nigga
Drake the type of nigga to give his homies foot massages.

Drake the type of nigga that only had white friends because the blacks didn't accept him
drake the type of nigga that replaces the empty toliet paper roll
Drake the type of nigga to measure out 6 cups of water exactly when boiling pasta
Drake the type of nigga that says gg after every match on any competitive game
Drake the type of nigga that has a Teemo desktop background
Drake the type of nigga that rents a silent film for when his girl is coming over.
Drake the type of nigga that tries to deal with children arguing on call of duty.
Drake the type of nigga that pats you on the butt after doing something right playing sport.
Drake the type of nigga that stops killing someone because they dc'd
Drake the type of nigga that goes to church on Sundays.
Drake the type of nigga to hold Tupperware parties and have a illicit lesbian relationship with a lady named Martha
Drake the type of nigga that randomly runs his comb through his homie's hair.
Drake the type of nigga who has housewarming parties
Drake the type of nigga that compliments you for no reason.
Drake the type of nigga to say no to drugs
Drake the type of nigga that asks what kinda perfume his homies wearing because it smells fabulous
Drake the type of nigga that reports the enemy AFK
Drake the type of nigga that proclaims "No, we're pregnant" upon receiving the news.