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Hi all, we all know there are a few nerds who r always postin a fucking post with full of maths and facts and nice tricks but we dont care. Finally, today ill reveal teh 2010 top 5 theorycrafter list. Only theorycraft in this topic or report!


A perfect example of theorycraft


So lets start with the 5th.


5. Pari
A fucking gay dutch who thinks hes #1 and he knows everything. However, I respect you man, you know many nice things but its just annoying how u act sometimes (well, I'm more annoying, but idc) like u prahw or wat??... Nah j/k, bezt smiteh eu, #5 theorycrafter s&g.

4. harg
You are a fucking random, i dont even know in wat country u live, LOL. But as a #4 Theorycrafter I have to say ur doing your job well, more theorycraftz pls. Your main char is assassin, and you still think ow+kick combo kills mb necros. Brah, I don't know, you are the theorycrafter here, I give you a 8/10.

3. Synonym
A random from the SnG guild, I dont know you, but I always laugh at you, becouse you always try actin' so hard, but ull always be a random, we randoms never change ;sSS (Oh wait, im not a random XD). I fucking see your post in every topic, its just annoying, and 40% of ur theorycrafts is wrong, which is way too much for a pro theorycrafter, but the reason ur #3 is that ur atleast active and spamming this damn shit forum so hard.

2. Goomshill
Another SnG rand, even his guild rank is called theorycrafter LOL. You are kinda the same as Synonym, same guild, same theorycrafts, same spammer shit, but you dont know anything about this game, random. Classic player? USE? LOL. Dont even try it. Really. You're too bad for classic, but I agree with the rush/pvm part. Thats your place.

1. Tudey
Who doesnt know Tudey? PM me if you dont know him, you random. I'm sure even my mother knows him, he's the legendary theorycrafter! Once he appears in a topic, he starts spamming his own shits (theorycraft) and it usually becomes a theorycraft-battle, and he usually wins it. He's 99% right, as he got a nice experience, and he was A* in maths (i guess). Or do ppl learn math in Finland? He's nice on every char except hdin, hes fucking trash on it. Well, not in HvH (nice bsjumps) but he cant handle that damn shit char (not hammerdinlover). BeZt DueLleR eu 1v1, but if u want to make a pvp team, trust me: NEVER EVER INVITE HIM!! HE SUCKS @ TVT SO HARD LOL. Anyways he's an eurotrash whos an USE-fanboy, he always wants to play fpk, and he copies USE strategies. Sad fact that USE is a big-big-big-piece of shit.
Sadly 72,92% of his posts are trollposts. But man, dont stop it, continue trollin&theorycraft, UR THE BEST!!!
ALL HAIL TO TUDEY!




Guys who are near the top 5, our best hopes in 2011:
-Team_ifu
-sevlo
-Ziecheik
-Cartago
-undead_lord
-Tommyvv
-the whole SnG guild

So tl;dr
If you want an answer to your pm like "im #1 you rand": Pm Pari
If you want a nice advice from a random: Pm harg
If you want a fucking trash but fast advice from an USE player: Pm Synonym
If you want a fucking trash but fast advice even in PvM from an USE player: Pm Goomshill
If you want to be trolled: Pm Tudey


Regards,

This post was edited by hihorob on Mar 19 2011 11:11am
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Mar 19 2011 11:06am
I pm tudey
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Quote (pff @ 19 Mar 2011 18:06)
I pm tudey


Yea, great choice
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Mar 19 2011 11:11am
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Mar 19 2011 11:13am
worlds finest theorycrafter will ever be ultima1
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Mar 19 2011 11:14am
Quote (Godfather @ 19 Mar 2011 18:13)
worlds finest theorycrafter will ever be ultima1


true but thats not 2010
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Mar 19 2011 11:26am
Quote (Godfather @ Mar 19 2011 05:13pm)
worlds finest theorycrafter will ever be ultima1


__^^

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1. Tudey
Who doesnt know Tudey? PM me if you dont know him, you random. I'm sure even my mother knows him, he's the legendary theorycrafter!


this one made me laugh

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Quote (harg @ 19 Mar 2011 18:26)
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this one made me laugh


was one of my worst jokes lol
the whole topic is funnier.
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Mar 19 2011 11:37am
Very nice Topiq
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