Super Sexy Fantasy Football Signups 2014! - Topic

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Jun 26 2014 10:52pm

Read this before signing up please.
DO NOT send me anything (email, fg, nude pics) until I pm you asking for it.
If you ask a question that is answered anywhere in here, I'll ignore it.
No the draft times will not be changed. If you can't make it, I'm sorry. You're still welcome to sign up but it won't be changing (unless literally everyone can't make it lol)
I will play favorites and select only those people I want in my leagues. Don't like it? Join other leagues, it's that simple.
You are welcome to sign up for as many leagues as you'd like but be aware that I will remove you from certain leagues to make room for others trying to get as many different people into each league.
This year all of my leagues (except the 20 man) will have 6 teams make the playoffs.
Want to bitch about something? Send all comments and concerns to Terps@d2jsp.org

League 1

Name: Super Sexy Unique League
Type: Unique League
Where: ESPN and either AIM/JSP Messenger/A Thread/Something
Number of Teams: 8
Buy In: 250FG
Payouts: First – 1,500FG, Second – 500FG
Roster: Standard
Scoring: 1 full point PPReception and ½ PPRush, rest is standard.
Draft: Sunday, August 10th roughly around 8:00PM EST is when we will select the teams and then we can create our teams until the end of preseason.
Other Notes: We will draft NFL teams and then create our fantasy teams using players from those drafted NFL teams only. The draft will take place on AIM, JSP messenger, in a thread, pms or something, league is on ESPN. If you can't make the draft, we will draft teams for you and we will do a good job. Ask anyone it's happened to in the past, we don't fuck you over. Only 8 teams because we need a number that works off of the 32 total teams to draft and 8 teams of 4 is better than 16 of 2 or having left over teams.

As for the scoring, the 1 point per reception is standard PPR. I always like to add ½ point per rush attempt. So if your RB has 20 rushing attempts, that’s an additional 10 points. I believe doing this helps to balance WR and RB more than just regular PPR.

League 2

Name: Super Sexy Chosen One!
Type: Only 1 Roster Sport Per Position
Where: ESPN
Number of Teams: 10
Buy In: 100FG
Payouts: First – 800FG, Second – 200FG
Roster: 1x QB, 1x HB, 1x WR, 1x TE, 1x DST, 1x K, 1x Bench
Scoring: Standard PPReception.
Draft: Snake, Sunday, August 3rd at 10:00PM EST. 90 Second Pick Time.
Other Notes: In this league you will have only 1 roster spot per position along with 1 bench spot. So the free agents are going to be fairly stacked but you’re going to be limited as to what you can do and you’ll likely be sacrificing a good player to pick up another good player.

League 3

Name: Super Sexy Mirror League
Type: Mirrored starting lineup and bench.
Where: ESPN
Number of Teams: 10
Buy In: 100FG
Payouts: First – 800FG, Second – 200FG
Roster: Standard kind of. See below.
Scoring: Standard
Draft: Snake, Saturday, August 9th at 10:00PM EST. 90 Second Pick Time.
Other Notes: You will have a standard starting lineup minus a flex position (1x QB, 2x HB, 2x WR, 1x TE, 1x D/ST, 1x K) and then your bench will have to mirror that always. So your bench will have 1x QB, 2x HB, 2x WR, 1x TE, 1x D/ST, 1x K at all times. If you drop a WR, you have to pick up a WR. If you trade a HB, you’ll have to get a HB in return (you can always do a HB for WR trade but you’ll have to give up a WR you don’t want and they’ll have to give up a HB they don’t want and then you can drop them/waiver whoever you want, etc). But you will always have to mirror your starting line up and bench position wise. This limits a lot of what you can do and makes it more difficult.

League 4

Name: Super Sexy WTF BBQ IDP!
Type: WTF BBQ and IDP
Where: ESPN
Number of Teams: 8
Buy In: 200FG
Payouts: First – 1,000FG, Second – 600FG
Roster: 2x QB (max 4), 3x HB (max 5), 4x WR (max 7), 2x TE (max 4), 2x Flex, 2x D/ST (max 3), 2x K (max 3), 1x Punter (2x max), 2x DT (max 4), 2x DE (max 4), 3x LB (max 5), 2x CB (max 4), 2x Safeties (max 4), 7x Bench.
Scoring: Below
Draft: Snake, Saturday, August 16th at 9:00PM EST, 60 Seconds Per Pick.
Other Notes: OK so you saw the roster. Here’s the scoring. It’ll be standard everything except for what is stated below.

- 6 points per passing TD
- 4 points per 40+ yard pass TD
- 5 points per 50+ yard pass TD
- 0.5 point per rush attempt
- 4 points per 40+ yard rush TD
- 5 points per 50+ yard rush TD
- 2 points for 100-199 rushing yards
- 5 points for 200+ rushing yards
- 1 point per reception
- 4 points per 40+ yard receiving TD
- 5 points per 50+ yard receiving TD
- 2 points for 100-199 receiving yards
- 5 points for 200+ receiving yards
- 1 point per 25 kickoff return yards (individual players only (QB, WR, HB, TE and any IDP), not D/ST)
- 1 point per 25 punt return yards (individual players only (QB, WR, HB, TE and any IDP), not D/ST)
- 4 points per punt inside the 10
- 3 points per punt inside the 20
- 0.5 points per average punt yards 33.9 or less
- 1 point per average punt yards 34.0-35.9
- 1.5 points per average punt yards 36.0-37.9
- 2 points per average punt yards 38.0-39.9
- 3 points per average punt yards 40.0-41.9
- 4 points per average punt yards 42.0-43.9
- 5 points per average punt yards 44.0 or more

*These next ones are for IDP positions only
- 3 points per sack
- 1 point per tackle
- 0.5 points per passes defended

League 5

Name: Super Sexy 20 Man Orgy!
Type: 20 Team League
Where: ESPN
Number of Teams: 20
Buy In: Free
Payouts: See below
Roster: Standard
Scoring: Standard
Draft: Snake, Sunday, August 24th at 8:00PM EST, 60 Seconds Per Pick.
Other Notes: Like every year, payouts will be:
First – Whatever amount of FG I have at the end of the year as long as sigs/wallpapers from the end of the league to the start of the next year’s fantasy season.
Second - Tenth – X amount of sigs varying through the standings.

Donations are always welcome for this league as well.