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May 17 2013 09:29am
What funny stuff do you think of in the nfl?
My 8 year old cousin thinks its hilarious to call the nfl the NF FAIL

Or that nfl stands for fat naked ladies

Inb4 5 pages of Romo is a Homo
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May 17 2013 09:34am
Romo is homo lolol
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May 17 2013 09:37am
Honestly is homo
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May 17 2013 09:39am
IMO, it's the innuendo.


Code
10. "He hit the hole hard!"
9. "Wow he almost put it in there."
8. "He goes deep and gets it in!"
7. "Wow, look at that gaping hole. You can't ask for anything bigger than that."
6. "Those guys opened it up and took advantage."
5. "Going deep......SCORE!"
4. "He got his hands on that ball and was never gonna let go."
3. "Why don't they go deep?"
2. "He came way too late."

And last but certainly not least...The Most Unintentionally Gay Comment in NFL Color Commentary

1. "And he gets stuffed by three men!"


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May 17 2013 09:45am
Quote (bob(Cs2) @ May 17 2013 09:39am)
IMO, it's the innuendo.


Code
10. "He hit the hole hard!"
9. "Wow he almost put it in there."
8. "He goes deep and gets it in!"
7. "Wow, look at that gaping hole. You can't ask for anything bigger than that."
6. "Those guys opened it up and took advantage."
5. "Going deep......SCORE!"
4. "He got his hands on that ball and was never gonna let go."
3. "Why don't they go deep?"
2. "He came way too late."

And last but certainly not least...The Most Unintentionally Gay Comment in NFL Color Commentary

1. "And he gets stuffed by three men!"


Lololol

Ive heard that stuff so much, I dont have per erted thoughts.
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May 17 2013 09:46am
Quote (bob(Cs2) @ May 17 2013 10:39am)
IMO, it's the innuendo.


Code
10. "He hit the hole hard!"
9. "Wow he almost put it in there."
8. "He goes deep and gets it in!"
7. "Wow, look at that gaping hole. You can't ask for anything bigger than that."
6. "Those guys opened it up and took advantage."
5. "Going deep......SCORE!"
4. "He got his hands on that ball and was never gonna let go."
3. "Why don't they go deep?"
2. "He came way too late."

And last but certainly not least...The Most Unintentionally Gay Comment in NFL Color Commentary

1. "And he gets stuffed by three men!"


lolol i like #2
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May 17 2013 09:47am
You can't help but hear it in a dodgy way when they say "Thats a gaping hole right there, what a deep push"

xD

Rugby has them aswell :D

"Nice tackle" is a popular one

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1. [B]Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"[/B]

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."


#1, so lol

This post was edited by bob(Cs2) on May 17 2013 09:48am
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May 17 2013 09:55am
Quote (bob(Cs2) @ May 17 2013 10:47am)
You can't help but hear it in a dodgy way when they say "Thats a gaping hole right there, what a deep push"

xD

Rugby has them aswell :D

"Nice tackle"  is a popular one

Code
1. [B]Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"[/B]

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."


#1, so lol


LOL

I did witness'd Joe Rogan talking to Randy Couture during Lesnar vs Carwin, and he said something like "If you told me year ago that Lesnar are going to fight Carwin, I would have say what are you smoking and can I have some?" and Randy Couture chuckled, then they quickly changed subject lol.
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