Lol some good ones here tbh.

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Idk I'm late to the party but I hate I missed it.

Take care

baltimore passes new law legalizing murder for professional athletes

I could probably use a better name for my magazine. The teacher wants us to design our own text, not parody someone else's

Did you quote my earlier post and yours and show it to him/her?

Could be like:

Three Point Stance
#1 rated magazine for basketball, football, and baseball

or some shit like that, so your magaize has a more narrow focus instead of all sports. Like, no one is gonna read about cricket, no one gives a fuck about rugby.

I just want it to be funny

Maybe I'll just call it the jock strap.

Terps made this thread.