Well, I wasn’t always known as “pimpmasta,” however, once I realized that God blessed me with the ability to woo women with ease, the name caught on rather quickly. My voice is so deep and soothing, that when combined with ample amounts of chloroform or roofies, I usually have no trouble bringing home the most attractive girl at the bar. Oh, and the 6969 is obviously my Dad’s birthdate (6/9/69).

bitg - best in the game, my clan tag when i was top 5 cs player in beta while working at an internet cafe

pj philip john

Huh, I figured the 6969 was for what all your friends are doing while you sit in your basement hunched over the desktop you painstakingly constructed yourself while playing WoW and fapping to pictures of anime porn.

go figure

I've taught you well son

Isn't it obvious.....

That might be true if I had any friends, KID.

Only boats and hoes playa

Dad?

You thought I'd never find you?