Soooo me and a bunch of buddies went to the club the other night. Decided to have a few drinks and mack on some ladies. Nobody expected anything. We decided to try out aclub we have never been to. We went in and danced with some ladies, and didn't really get anywhere with any of them. Getting discouraged I told my buddies I'm gonna give it one more shot and if they don't see me I probably bailed. I approach this cute girl and ask if I can get her a drink and to dance. We end up talking and I take her home and wehook up. The next morning Trent texts me "dude no wonder we didn't get any, we went into a gay bar"

I told shaniqua about it and she was like "I know"

I asked her why she was there and she said she was a lesbian.

Finally I asked her why'd she had sex with me then and she said "I've always wanted to try sex with a guy but I couldn't find myself attracted to them. But you look enough likea woman iI was able to."

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Lol nice Kold

6/10

stopped there

we all know you don't have any friends kold

Hell put it in a pony tail and give me a call sailor!

Never buy girls drinks at a bar/club

Haha, I liked it.

Mostly this, but instead of never I'd say rarely. There's nothing wrong with finding a chill girl and offering to buy her a drink, but if your opener is hey can I buy you a drink I agree fuck that.

Make em earn it

I have to admit Shawn, I've never really even got a smile out of any of these, but this one got a solid chuckle out of me. Very nice.

Needs more kold

Aye yah, is shaniqua there? Hell nah.